2nd Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Video

[bit_awuss]

[Well this is awkward. The video feed shows that Conrad's shirt is drenched in blood. It seems like blood is coming out of his neck from underneath his collar. He seems to be fine other then being in a shitton of pain and kind of annoyed

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[pantiesakimbo]

[Purr]

Bite me, Vampire man~!

[And then, an electrical sound followed by a shriek]

[bit_awuss]

[SJKDHJKFHDKJGHKSD]

Wha-Holy-THE FUCK? I don't even fucking know who you are nor would I want to bite you!

[SJKdHJKSF WHO IS SHE AND WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO BE BIT.]

You'd fucking die. Or turn into one. You don't want either.

[pantiesakimbo]

I'm an angel, dumbshit; I'd probably be fine anyway.

And what's the apprehension about?

[bit_awuss]

Whoopdifuckingdo. I don't usually meet angels on my way out. Fuck, this sounds like I'm more dead then I already was.

Apprehension? You mean the biting. The dying, or I don't know. You tell me.

[pantiesakimbo]

Yeah, and I don't usually meet vampires that aren't trying to kill me. I'll take my chances, maybe you should too.

I meant the biting. I seriously doubt I'd die, hotti- [BZZT!] OW! Motherfucker! Ugh, I seriously doubt I'd die, whoever the fuck you are.

[bit_awuss]

I'm not into that shit. Why the fuck would I want to kill some sorry sod I don't even know? Fuck me, that's just a stupid thing to do. I heard shits here come back anyways, so they'd just want to kill me if I even tried.

Fuck if you didn't die you'd turn into one or something. Like a vampire angel or some fucking shit like that. [What would that even be...]

[pantiesakimbo]

Heh, maybe I'd be reborn as a succubus or something. That'd probably be pretty neat. Only every demon I've ever met has been all obsessed with order and shit; doubt I'd fit in with that crowd.

[bit_awuss]

Why the fuck would you want to be a succubus when you're a god damn angel?

Your place sounds pretty fucked up. Most demons want to stir up as much shit as possible where I'm from, so your place must be pretty goddamned backwards.

[pantiesakimbo]

I dunno. Something different. Besides, I'm pretty fucking sure a lot of people already think I'm one anyway.

Nah, u sually demons and ghosts and shit want to stir up shit too. But my sister and I got kicked out of Heaven for being too chaotic; maybe those two bitches just got kicked out of Hell for being too orderly.

[bit_awuss]

Sounds like you and your sister should have switched places with those two bitches. Sounds like you'd do a good fucking job doing their jobs and vice versa.

[pantiesakimbo]

Yeah, something like that. Their weapons are ugly as shit though. Thighhighs or whatever her name was uses scythes or some shit. Who the fuck can actually fight with a scythe and not make it look retarded?

Besides having red skin would clash with my red dress and I'll be fucked if I have to buy a new wardrobe.

[bit_awuss]

You can ask fucking death that. I'm pretty sure there's enough myths going around that Death always carries some fucking scythe with him or her. I don't think making fun of a fucker about to keep you dead is a smart idea.

Red skin sounds like a terrible fucking thing to have.

[pantiesakimbo]

Oh please, I'd shoot that fucking bag of bones and his faggy scythe to hell if I had to. I've dealt with worse.

[bit_awuss]

Guess dying doesn't really happen to angels or some shit. Then again, I can't say shit. [He's dead, lawl.]

[pantiesakimbo]

Unless we were to turn mortal, we can't die. It's pretty fucking sweet because it means there's no risk while doing stupid shit.

[bit_awuss]

I don't know how shit works here, but I assume everyone can die here. Not that it fucking matters since we all come back anyways. For the most part.