Something like that. An idiot kind of got me stuck being one. [Thanks for turning that bitch back to normal Hanna. That was cool.]
Fuck if I'd freak out at this rate. I mean right now, I'm not getting attacked by ghosts or shot at by some crazy fucker with a shotgun or being beaten up by another vam-holy fuck you're going to kill me? Fuck me I haven't even done anything to you and you're going to kill me. Why the fuck do I even bother with half the shit I do.
Fuck I'm not going to kill you or anyone. I mean holy shit that's a lot of terrible shit, but fuck I'm not biting fucking anyone here. That's fucking gross. Do you even realize how fucking gross it would be to bite someone. Fucking seriously that's disgusting. I can't understand why anyone would want to do that!!! [Forget the fact that's how you survive Conrad.]
I'm thinking there might be a few differences between vampires in my world, and vampires in yours.
Relax. If what you're saying is true, and you've never actually bitten anyone, I don't mind. Obviously you're not a red court vampire, because if you were, blood would be like crack, to you. It wouldn't exactly seem gross. You're the right color to be a white court vampire, but I don't see any women tossing themselves bodily at you or trying to tear your clothes off. And you're not nearly dead enough to be a black court vampire.
So I have no problem with you.
Um, here's the bad news. You've been kidnapped by aliens there's no way to get home and you're going to be experimented on with the rest of us. And oh yeah, "the rest of us" includes superheroes demons monsters psychics ninjas and wizards. The last one, that's me.
I wouldn't know? I don't actually know much about vampires. Like how I can't fucking enter anywhere unless I'm invited in. Fuck that shit.
What the fuck? Red court? White court? I just thought vampires are vampires? I mean blood taste good. I found this out. But there's no fucking way i'm going to bite anyone just because I'm a little hungry or some shit like that. Just biting into someone's neck. I can't fucking even think about it. I guess I'm glad I'm not some white court whatever the fuck because I don't want people touching me.
Well isn't that fucking wonderful. I've always wanted to be in an actual plot of some shitty horror movie. To be honest, I've seen enough shit that wizards and superheroes are normal. As long as they don't try and punch the fuck out of me.
Okay, pretty SURE he isn't dead. Yet. This week, at least. Assuming we are talking about the same Hanna because you obvi know Worth and they are frie--... acquain-- ...
Who the fuck are you? I mean, it's not like I know everyone Hanna knows but he didn't really talk to anyone else that isn't some freak show or some shit. You seem pretty fucking normal to me otherwise.
What the fuck do you mean yet? He got locked in some crazy fucker's house and there were gunshots from said fucking house! Wait.
I mean yet as in since the last time he died, he hasn't died again but he probably will because he does it at least once a freakin' month! You seriously need to read the write-up.
Yeah, yeah, the dirty, pirate doctor is here. UNFORTUNATELY! And Hanna is my roomie. He's... somewhere.
Wonderful. Just more things I will get to wonder while I'm stuck here.
Wait he's died how many times here? It sounds like it's pretty fucking often. I swear to god that guy is always getting hurt or something and making me worry about him.
Where is he? I need to talk to him. I mean I don't want to but it's kind of important if I do.
Are you fucking stupid or something? What's the reason you even bothered talking to me if you're just going to say something really stupid? It would be too convenient to be told anything marginally intelligent I guess.
I'm not freaking out like a crazy person you dumbfuck! Normal people would freak out being stuck in some white walled piece of shit like this. I mean, if not for the fact it looks like we're in a fucking crazy house, but for the mere fact this is an artistic travesty. What type of fucking design is this anyways? I know what design is, and this shit isn't it.
Also, you should worry more about being stuck in a completely different setting that you probably never been before.
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[Harry leans back, obviously a little torn]
Now, on one hand, I could tell you what the hell's going on, odds are you'll freak out, or I could kill you.
Vampires caused my girlfriend's death, a lot of my friends, and kidnapped my daughter to try and get to me, see.
I feel like that'd be profiling though. [He scratches his chin]
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Fuck if I'd freak out at this rate. I mean right now, I'm not getting attacked by ghosts or shot at by some crazy fucker with a shotgun or being beaten up by another vam-holy fuck you're going to kill me? Fuck me I haven't even done anything to you and you're going to kill me. Why the fuck do I even bother with half the shit I do.
Fuck I'm not going to kill you or anyone. I mean holy shit that's a lot of terrible shit, but fuck I'm not biting fucking anyone here. That's fucking gross. Do you even realize how fucking gross it would be to bite someone. Fucking seriously that's disgusting. I can't understand why anyone would want to do that!!! [Forget the fact that's how you survive Conrad.]
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Relax. If what you're saying is true, and you've never actually bitten anyone, I don't mind. Obviously you're not a red court vampire, because if you were, blood would be like crack, to you. It wouldn't exactly seem gross. You're the right color to be a white court vampire, but I don't see any women tossing themselves bodily at you or trying to tear your clothes off. And you're not nearly dead enough to be a black court vampire.
So I have no problem with you.
Um, here's the bad news. You've been kidnapped by aliens there's no way to get home and you're going to be experimented on with the rest of us. And oh yeah, "the rest of us" includes superheroes demons monsters psychics ninjas and wizards. The last one, that's me.
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What the fuck? Red court? White court? I just thought vampires are vampires? I mean blood taste good. I found this out. But there's no fucking way i'm going to bite anyone just because I'm a little hungry or some shit like that. Just biting into someone's neck. I can't fucking even think about it. I guess I'm glad I'm not some white court whatever the fuck because I don't want people touching me.
Well isn't that fucking wonderful. I've always wanted to be in an actual plot of some shitty horror movie. To be honest, I've seen enough shit that wizards and superheroes are normal. As long as they don't try and punch the fuck out of me.
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Okay, pretty SURE he isn't dead. Yet. This week, at least. Assuming we are talking about the same Hanna because you obvi know Worth and they are frie--... acquain-- ...
Doctor/patient.
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What the fuck do you mean yet? He got locked in some crazy fucker's house and there were gunshots from said fucking house! Wait.
Hanna is here? Worth is fucking here too?
Why do I worry about these dumb shits again?
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I mean yet as in since the last time he died, he hasn't died again but he probably will because he does it at least once a freakin' month! You seriously need to read the write-up.
Yeah, yeah, the dirty, pirate doctor is here. UNFORTUNATELY! And Hanna is my roomie. He's... somewhere.
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Wait he's died how many times here? It sounds like it's pretty fucking often. I swear to god that guy is always getting hurt or something and making me worry about him.
Where is he? I need to talk to him. I mean I don't want to but it's kind of important if I do.
...how the fuck do you lose your roommate?
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[Smile, smile, smile.]
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Also, you should worry more about being stuck in a completely different setting that you probably never been before.
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So seriously you're a vampire?
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No. I obviously just felt like saying I was some undead bloodsucker to everyone here because I though it was fucking funny.
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............so do you burn up in sunlight?
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No. I obviously fucking love the sun. I just want to fucking live on it forever. What type of dumbass question is that?
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I will. Not that I really want to. Fuck.
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