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1st Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Accidental Video

Jul 28, 2011 18:38

[The video feed is black! Oh wait, it's just a hand covering the camera oops. But you can definitely hear the holder of the 'berry ( Read more... )

c: kenzi, c: harry b. dresden, c: darc, conrad achenleck, c: alex forbes, c: sollux captor, c: alfred f jones (america)

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video empyreanistic July 29 2011, 02:43:46 UTC

Dude. Dude. Chill the hell out.

So seriously you're a vampire?

Re: video bit_awuss July 29 2011, 03:52:35 UTC

I'm calm. Chill. I'm positively fucking relaxed.

No. I obviously just felt like saying I was some undead bloodsucker to everyone here because I though it was fucking funny.

video empyreanistic July 30 2011, 01:50:41 UTC

Yeah you really don't sound like it so imma go with "I don't believe you"?

............so do you burn up in sunlight?

Re: video bit_awuss July 30 2011, 21:25:45 UTC

What an intelligent deduction. How fucking long did it take you to make that deduction?

No. I obviously fucking love the sun. I just want to fucking live on it forever. What type of dumbass question is that?

video empyreanistic August 1 2011, 03:11:57 UTC

Well I dunno you could be like one of the Dusk vampires from that stupid book series and like, shine rainbow and make twinkly noises when you go into the sunlight, which is just pansy-ish for a freaky human killer, you know?

video bit_awuss August 2 2011, 07:23:42 UTC

The fucking what? What the fuck? Why the fuck would vampires shine rainbows. HELL THEY'D DIE IN THE SUN. What type of retarded bullshit are you reading? Because whoever wrote it was probably high off their fucking kites.

video empyreanistic August 2 2011, 17:37:35 UTC

Okay she may be my author but I make no claim to understand her crazy! That's just what she wrote.

video bit_awuss August 3 2011, 22:52:23 UTC

I don't understand. This sounds like some really sad excuse for literature. Someone should tell her to read up before writing bullshit like that. People don't need to get any dumber as is.

video empyreanistic August 4 2011, 01:44:28 UTC

Yeah the weird thing is? The books are like... freakishly popular. Like, really really popular. It's scary.

Re: video bit_awuss August 4 2011, 04:15:39 UTC

That's fucking disgusting. I rather burn that shit. Hell, I wouldn't want to touch it.

video empyreanistic August 5 2011, 16:15:00 UTC

Well geeze I wouldn't go that far. If you bought tons of books to burn it'll just increase the lady's sales.

video bit_awuss August 5 2011, 21:36:05 UTC

I wouldn't waste my money on bullshit like that.

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