[Oh my God just...so much self-satisfied (for some reason he can't really explain), cruel as shit, sinister chuckling going on over on this side of the feed. And then finally a puff of smoke blown at the 'berry, in hopes that Conrad could smell it and be offended through the screen.]
Worried 'bout my health, now, are ya Connie?
Knew you an' yer asthmatic baby lungs had a soft spot fer me.
[Oh he recognizes that disgusting chuckle from anywhere. And he can't. So sucks to be fucking you.]
Don't act like such a smug fuck! I'd be worried about anyone if some fuck with a shotgun or some shit was shooting at anyone! I thought we were fucking going to die, and here you are chuckling about it. Maybe that ass should have shot you dead.
First. Fuck you. Second. I don't breathe you dumb shit. I haven't needed to breathe since I've been a god damn vampire.
No shit ya don't breathe, ya sorry sack. Didn't realize ya'd come ta terms with status o' deceased--maybe I was just tryin' ta make ya feel better, erm?
[And then he'll chuckle again, because that is just...just ridiculous. Worth takes a drag from his cigarette and quirks an eyebrow.]
What do you mean?! We just ran out of Lamont's fucking car because some crazy vampire hunter or some fuck rammed our car. AND HE STARTED SHOOTING AT US. That isn't something you just fucking forget!
What the fuck. I came to term with it after I had a taste of your blood you fucker. That was awhile ago.
[LONG. SIGH. FUCK HIS LIFE.]
God damn it, does it matter? I'm going to need fucking help around here. I don't think this place normally distributes blood like everyone is a fucking vampire right?
I'm calm as fuck. I just love being thrown into a torture facility that looks like shit. I mean seriously, this whole white as fucking Christmas and Winter is ugly as fuck.
[This is a very serious issue Darc. You don't even know.]
[Well, Conrad would complain about it...if he could eat it.]
What the fuck do you want me to complain about then? The food? The shit I can't even eat anyways because I survive off blood? Yeah, that fucking sounds wonderful. This food taste like shit because I can't eat it!
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But since you asked, peachy. Being kidnapped to undergo something that you'd expect in some shitty film. I'm just ecstatic.
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Worried 'bout my health, now, are ya Connie?
Knew you an' yer asthmatic baby lungs had a soft spot fer me.
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Don't act like such a smug fuck! I'd be worried about anyone if some fuck with a shotgun or some shit was shooting at anyone! I thought we were fucking going to die, and here you are chuckling about it. Maybe that ass should have shot you dead.
First. Fuck you. Second. I don't breathe you dumb shit. I haven't needed to breathe since I've been a god damn vampire.
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No shit ya don't breathe, ya sorry sack. Didn't realize ya'd come ta terms with status o' deceased--maybe I was just tryin' ta make ya feel better, erm?
[And then he'll chuckle again, because that is just...just ridiculous. Worth takes a drag from his cigarette and quirks an eyebrow.]
Now why the hell would they take you, I wonder.
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What the fuck. I came to term with it after I had a taste of your blood you fucker. That was awhile ago.
[LONG. SIGH. FUCK HIS LIFE.]
God damn it, does it matter? I'm going to need fucking help around here. I don't think this place normally distributes blood like everyone is a fucking vampire right?
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[Though he doesn't look especially annoyed...]
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[This is a very serious issue Darc. You don't even know.]
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You've just been thrown into a torture facility, and the thing you wanna complain about is how it looks?
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What the fuck do you want me to complain about then? The food? The shit I can't even eat anyways because I survive off blood? Yeah, that fucking sounds wonderful. This food taste like shit because I can't eat it!
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