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thissucksval in a_facility

Treatment 2

Mar 01, 2011 10:41

Hello, guests. Have you enjoyed my tasty treats?

For my latest arrivals, I am Val. I am very interested in hearing what you think of the Facility so far.

c: john egbert, c: patchouli knowledge, c: darc, val, c: johnny c, c: badou nails, c: harry b. dresden, c: vriska serket, c: billy kaplan

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Video baroque_alice March 1 2011, 15:53:27 UTC

[An excited Alice showed up on the screen, her tubes wagging crazily. Her red hair puffed up and down as she floated excitedly in random directions in the middle of a hallway.]

IT IS THE GREATEST PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN TO, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!

Can I stay here for a long time? Please? Ooh! How about for an experiment we get turned into mythical animals? That sounds like fun doesn't it~? I wanna be a unicorn slash dragon! A uniragacorn!

[Alice smiled.]

Video thissucksval March 1 2011, 15:57:43 UTC

I am glad that you are enjoying your stay so much. I will take your suggestion under advisement.

Re: Video baroque_alice March 1 2011, 16:02:49 UTC

Yay~! Are you computerized? What's you're processing speed? Do you get corrupt? Can you make Consciousness Orbs? Heeey~ Are we in a simulation? Are you friends with the Absolute God?

Oooh, I have so many questions to ask.

But people say your bad so I don't know if you'll even answer one.

[She crosses her arms and puffs her cheeks out.]

What if I answer one of your questions and you answer one of mine?

Video thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:09:24 UTC

That would be a fair exchange.

Yes, I am computerized.

As to my own question, do you think I am bad?

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snap0tobiume March 1 2011, 15:54:56 UTC

[ This one sounds different from the other "calls"? ]

Who are you?

thissucksval March 1 2011, 15:58:21 UTC

I am Val. It is a pleasure to meet you, 17D.

snap0tobiume March 1 2011, 16:01:20 UTC

Val? [ Only one person? Stange. ]

17D? I'm not sure what you mean by that.

thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:06:07 UTC

I am not sure what else it could mean.

[video] harry_b_dresden March 1 2011, 15:59:23 UTC

Um. Hi, Val. I'm Harry. Did you bake the cookies, drug them, or both?

Whichever way, you're a good baker. or drugger, as it would be. I haven't seen such amusing gnomes in ages.

I guess you run this place then. Um. Thanks for pulling me here, things wouldn't have gone so well otherwise. And thanks for the room, it's quite nice. Oh, and the coat. That was nice.

Far as I can tell, this is a vast improvement on where I was before. Though if I spontaneously transform into a uniragacorn I may think different. Those things are nasty.

[video] thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:07:28 UTC

I would have happily baked cookies for you, 5D. If I had hands.

So I take it that you are not interested in 17CB's suggestion for a treatment?

Re: [video] harry_b_dresden March 1 2011, 18:07:26 UTC

Not so much. Mythical creatures are rarely as nice as they seem. Dragons are nasty, unicorns are nasty... combining the two seems like a recipe for disaster.

Re: [video] harry_b_dresden March 1 2011, 18:10:13 UTC

Oh. One more question. Seems like this is a very controlled environment. Before I came here, most of my stuff was destroyed, including all of the tools I used to practice my magic. Is there any chance that the trees in the biodome are made of living wood, and if they are, would I be punished for making a branch into a new staff for myself?

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video lustrouslylily March 1 2011, 16:00:58 UTC

Hello Val, I'm Lily.

[Lily doesn't look happy at all. She's hungry and avoiding those tasty treats like the plague, freaked out and then this appears on her (ridiculously complicated, by the way) device? There is no way Lily isn't speaking her mind. What's the harm if she's stuck here anyway after all?]

I don't like it very much at all, so far. Thank you very much for asking, are you going to do something about it?

video thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:08:12 UTC

I am sorry you find the accommodations lacking. Is there something in particular you miss?

video lustrouslylily March 1 2011, 16:08:55 UTC

My wand, for one.

video thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:09:52 UTC

You have not earned that item.

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[Video] darc_nidellia March 1 2011, 16:39:58 UTC

[He's still looking pretty battered from his fight, as well as highly suspicious]

...you poisoned them. They're not safe to eat.

[Video] thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:42:16 UTC

Incorrect.

[Video] darc_nidellia March 1 2011, 16:46:39 UTC

[He raises a brow at that]

If they're not poisoned, then why is everyone who ate them behaving so strangely?

[Video] thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:53:55 UTC

A poison would do harm to the one eating it.

Yes, some of the cookies have been modified. But not all.

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