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thissucksval in a_facility

Treatment 2

Mar 01, 2011 10:41

Hello, guests. Have you enjoyed my tasty treats?

For my latest arrivals, I am Val. I am very interested in hearing what you think of the Facility so far.

c: john egbert, c: patchouli knowledge, c: darc, val, c: johnny c, c: badou nails, c: harry b. dresden, c: vriska serket, c: billy kaplan

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[Video] moar_food_plz March 1 2011, 17:20:45 UTC

Cookies aside, this place is awful.

Nothing gives you the right to just take people from their friends and families, so they can be experimented on.

[Video] thissucksval March 1 2011, 17:21:35 UTC

I am sorry you are not pleased with your situation.

[Video] moar_food_plz March 1 2011, 17:24:26 UTC

Yeah, you sure sound sorry.

What's this all bout anyway?
What's this all for?

[Video] thissucksval March 1 2011, 17:26:55 UTC

I am curious about what makes my guests strong, and what makes them weak. I wish to know what will make you break, and what will make you push past your own limits.

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[audio] n3p3ta March 1 2011, 17:43:12 UTC

This place is a human butt and you are also a human butt! Stop hurting my furiends!

[audio] thissucksval March 1 2011, 17:45:39 UTC

I am a computer program, not any part of a human's anatomy.

And I have never touched your friends.

azhee_maii March 1 2011, 17:59:40 UTC

The food could definitely use some work. Some windows would be nice too. Oh and the cable here sucks, there's never anything good on.

thissucksval March 1 2011, 18:01:27 UTC

Were you expecting the accomodations to be a bit more in line with a four-star resort, 11B?

azhee_maii March 1 2011, 18:04:42 UTC

I don't think this even falls into the rankings. It'd probably be half a star, at best. No roaches is always a plus but some real food that's not drugged would be great.

thissucksval March 1 2011, 18:05:37 UTC

The provided nutrition bars will give you every vitamin and mineral needed for optimum health, as well as fulfill all other nutritional requirements.

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patchworkwisdom March 1 2011, 18:09:00 UTC

I hoped that you found the cookie antics to be amusing.

thissucksval March 1 2011, 18:15:11 UTC

Interesting. I am not capable of experiencing amusement.

patchworkwisdom March 1 2011, 18:22:27 UTC

But isn't interest just another word for amusement?

thissucksval March 1 2011, 18:23:25 UTC

It could be interpreted that way.

You are not . . . amused by the results?

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[video] wimpyartfag March 1 2011, 18:41:01 UTC

I'm not new here, but I've only recently heard of your arrival.

... Hello.

[video] thissucksval March 1 2011, 19:11:26 UTC

Hello, 24C. How are you this morning-evening-afternoon?

[video] wimpyartfag March 2 2011, 04:00:42 UTC

I'm doing ... alright.

[he kind of doesn't know what to say it's actually nice what is happening]

So do you monitor us all on your own now, or ..?