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Treatment 2

Mar 01, 2011 10:41

Hello, guests. Have you enjoyed my tasty treats?

For my latest arrivals, I am Val. I am very interested in hearing what you think of the Facility so far.

c: john egbert, c: patchouli knowledge, c: darc, val, c: johnny c, c: badou nails, c: harry b. dresden, c: vriska serket, c: billy kaplan

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Video baroque_alice March 1 2011, 15:53:27 UTC

[An excited Alice showed up on the screen, her tubes wagging crazily. Her red hair puffed up and down as she floated excitedly in random directions in the middle of a hallway.]

IT IS THE GREATEST PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN TO, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!

Can I stay here for a long time? Please? Ooh! How about for an experiment we get turned into mythical animals? That sounds like fun doesn't it~? I wanna be a unicorn slash dragon! A uniragacorn!

[Alice smiled.]

Video thissucksval March 1 2011, 15:57:43 UTC

I am glad that you are enjoying your stay so much. I will take your suggestion under advisement.

Re: Video baroque_alice March 1 2011, 16:02:49 UTC

Yay~! Are you computerized? What's you're processing speed? Do you get corrupt? Can you make Consciousness Orbs? Heeey~ Are we in a simulation? Are you friends with the Absolute God?

Oooh, I have so many questions to ask.

But people say your bad so I don't know if you'll even answer one.

[She crosses her arms and puffs her cheeks out.]

What if I answer one of your questions and you answer one of mine?

Video thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:09:24 UTC

That would be a fair exchange.

Yes, I am computerized.

As to my own question, do you think I am bad?

Re: Video baroque_alice March 1 2011, 16:14:20 UTC

[Back to the smile.]

Well I honestly don't know what part you have here, but this place obviously isn't here to hurt people or anything. You're not bad in the literal sense, but people interpret your uncaringness or indifference or whatever as something 'bad.'

They don't realize that just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's bad or good. It just means it's unpleasant.

And I have no such feelings for you~!

[Back to the pouty face.]

But you better not bring the Archangel here! Keep him stuck with that spike through his body!

Video thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:15:34 UTC

I do not see an Archangel on my current list, so you are safe. For the time being.

Re: Video baroque_alice March 1 2011, 16:19:56 UTC

He'll run you out of a job, you know. He'll mess with everyone on his own.

Though I would like to see a golden collar on that smug face of his~
And then punch him too!

...

I'm so bad at punching though.

[Yes, she's having casual conversation.]

Video thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:20:44 UTC

I believe that there are several guests that would be very willing to help you with your punching.

Re: Video baroque_alice March 1 2011, 16:24:36 UTC

Eh? There are people here who know who the Archangel is?!

...

Wait, you're being funny aren't you?

[She squints, a crack of a smile.]

Well I've certainly heard that there were rowdy ruffers here, though I haven't met them.

Hmm... I have another question about you. Do you feel pain? Ya know, like physically?

Video thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:38:04 UTC

From what I have observed, my guests do not need to know someone before punching them.

I do not have a physical body, so no, I cannot experience physical pain.

Re: Video baroque_alice March 1 2011, 16:50:47 UTC

Hrm... I guess you're different than the Absolute God then.

That's good, I don't want a bunch of creepy twisting humans walking around...

[She sighs and floats in a direction.]

Then it'd just go back to boredom. Well, good luck with this thing. Hopefully you'll get the results you want! Maybe we can talk later.

[Alice enters her room and sinks into the red-orange paneled consciousness orb there, going into rest-like state. The faciliberry falls out of her hand and remains still; a view of the floor.]

Video thissucksval March 1 2011, 16:55:22 UTC

Pleasant dreams, 17CB.

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