so i was just on the phone with my good friend simone and i was sitting on my dads car talking to her and like i see this thing running across the street and i'm just like whatever bc i thought it was a cat. like 5 minutes later i look down and theres a panting javelina like 2 feet away from me. it was the most DISGUSTING SICKENING GREASY piece of ( Read more... )

tater tots are like little poofs of heaven

flip flop comin down from heaven

wow okay so i'm a little bit sad right now...no wait i'm almost depressed. let me tell you about a little story called allison and andy. before allison and andy started going out it was great. andy called her and hugged her and kissed her and talked to her alot. so they started going out and it changed---alot. its not to cool when your boyfriend ( Read more... )

i was swimming...and thinking.. at the same time and i came up with this:
theres lots of forms of hello that start with and "H" like hi, hello, howdy, how, hey, hola, hollllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaa
you know hahah THINK ABOUT IT.

alright...i woke up at like 3 this morning to go play softball. even at 3 its still like 110 degrees outside. tucon is the hell hole of western civilization. no doubt. so then i did some other stuff that i cant remember and tom and andy came over and it was sooooo boring.we watched the pima channel hahaha. me and andy didnt touch one time. again. ( Read more... )

so this is my first entry or whatever and i'm trying to get a password and everything is fucking based on a dictionary word i'm so pissed off about this. this live journal is so gay already. allison is not a dictionary word. its actually my name assholes ( Read more... )