Everyone said Swisher wouldn't deliver this season and I think they can all go to hell, like I already said months ago. I also wish work was fun again.

opening day baseball be good to me.

Today as I was leaving the school bookstore this guy was like "Hey will you vote for me?" but what he was really trying to say was "Yo, I'm a loser and I'm going to try to con you into buying a shitload of magazines and then I'm going to talk your ear off so you walk away deaf." I think he picked a horrible spot to try and sell magazines because ( Read more... )

I got another parking ticket at school today because ASU is trying to take all my money away from me. So I screamed some loud horrible words and ripped it off my car then I tore it into about 20 little pieces and threw it out the window. This one kid was staring at me and no I am not crazy. Excuse me but I paid the meter and so what if my car isn't ( Read more... )

No more smoking. No drinking and driving. Get shit-faced only on the weekends. Tonight I went out and decided that drunk people are really annoying and I hate when stupid guys tell me they like my boots 'cause I got two words buddy, Fuck Off. And then I threw up. Goodnight.

For New Years, I saw a girl I'm not too fond of fall off the couch and hit her head on the ground because she was ridiculously drunk. I'm also done smoking ciggies and will cheer for the Buckeyes tomorrow at Sun Devil Stadium. 2006 is off to a good start.

Norte Dame vs Ohio State.
sure i can shell out $500 for a ticket. bastards.

excited about the yardhouse!

life is kind of crazy right now. yesterday i was drinking bloody marys in the afternoon and then i went fishing in a lake with no fish - just sludge. today i have a fever and my throat is not feeling to great. bff, hurry and come visit so we can laugh until our stomachs hurt!


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"She went first to a private facility, where she shared a room with a sprightly, white-haired lunatic named Mrs. Denardo, who crept out of bed late at night to shit in the hamper and hide Ya Ya's dentures in the chilly tank of the toilet...."What's this? A sack of almonds, you say? You can take these and shove them right up your puckered pooholes ( Read more... )