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Today as I was leaving the school bookstore this guy was like "Hey will you vote for me?" but what he was really trying to say was "Yo, I'm a loser and I'm going to try to con you into buying a shitload of magazines and then I'm going to talk your ear off so you walk away deaf." I think he picked a horrible spot to try and sell magazines because when you go into the bookstore you pretty much walk out penniless and homeless. I said "No" and he thought I was a bitch so I gave him the bird and said his mom was fat. I am a Gemini. Focker out.