My mother once took me to a petting zoo when I was a lil'un. Me, being me, got under the fence and took off chasing the lambs. mom, being mom, struggled over the fence and started running after me. The ram, being a ram, got protective over the heard and took off after mom. The whole thing ended up with me, some lambs, and a nasty bruise on my ( Read more... )

At work we have these lil lockers to stick are stuff in...like mittens and extra shoes. I had a dream I had SO much stuff in my lil locker, I needed to move it all to a slightly bigger locker, cause I couldnt get the lock to...lock. and ALL the girls were behind me waiting, and really annoyed. then when I started to move my stuff, it was all the ( Read more... )

miss usa is not an addict. She partied. Common people. courageous comeback? please ( Read more... )

monday night and I'm sleepy mc sleep sleep ( Read more... )

So I've been helping to get everything ready for the Rock Can Roll festival thats hittin st.john's this weekend at the Majestic. First we had to clean out a build up of Actor's junk thats been piling there for god knows how long. I mean disgusting. Props everywhere and sick piles of garbage, food and broken glass that were coated in dust because ( Read more... )

I don't mean to be an asshole, but I just have to tell this story ( Read more... )

the count is now up to 7.

7 people gone missing in newfoundland since oct.9th.

6 guys and one 13 year old girl.

A snowmobile weighs anywhere from Five Hundred to NINE HUNDRED POUNDS ( Read more... )

Oooo...the middle east is in shambles...lets sortah kindah mention that we think we may have made a mistake and then back out slowly. then turn. annnnd run ( Read more... )

Can't say I'm not disappointed. At the same time I can't say I wasnt surprised.

The lake is frozen over ( Read more... )