sorry, but i just had to do it:

new lj. again.
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add me.

everyone join sean & i's community now.
omfg__hax0rz
ahorita, mothafucka.

kthx.

AUGUST_24TH, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, TAKE THAT FUCKING FRIENDS ONLY SIGN OUT OF YOUR LJ. FUCK YOU MANDIE. I MADE IT-YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST GIVEN ME SOME CREDIT. BUT NO. TAKE IT OUT, YOU FUCKING DYKE. KTHX.

steph & i have started a club called BAM. bitches against mandie. comment if you feel the same hate for her as we do. <3

( disco is hip: HAHAHAKEKEKEKE )

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got referred to the office today. hessler gave me this kid's 20 so i had it & he got pissed off, went through my backpack and started playing with my epipen needle. ended up breaking it & squirting all the shit all over his desk. i wouldn't give him his 20 because he broke my thing. he almost started crying so i started yelling at him from across ( Read more... )

okay, what the fuck. i just had my sunflower seeds & they disappeared. i've been looking for them for about 20 minutes, no luck. THEY GREW LEGS AND RAN OFF. son of a bitch ( Read more... )

oh, god. henry is turning dirty. not that he already was.
henry: "mom..i'm going to go be alone in my room from 7-9."
my mom: "what are you going to do?"
henry: "(pause) um.. watch the simpsons.. so i just want to be alone ( Read more... )

lia & i got into this huge ass fight about nothing. she was mad at what i did this summer, when my dad exploded on me & didn't apologize. i wouldn't of cared so much if he said he was sorry-like he usually did. but lia made it seem like I was the one that fucked up. okay, well maybe if my dad had made an effort to TRY to talk to me throughout those ( Read more... )

i feel like shit. i missed andrei's birthday dinner. it's his birthday today & i missed it. i ran to cooper's to grab some chips with sophia and i came back and lia left without me. i don't know where they're going to go out to dinner at so i can't get there. what the fuck-she left a note saying it was 4:20 and she had left. i came in at 4:23. 3 ( Read more... )

just got back from soccer..should be in the shower but i'm not. i'm dirty like that. soccer was hell, basically. a lot of running, drills, and push-ups. we did 45 push-ups & 100 crunches every 15 minutes..for 2 hours. that evens out to be roughly 360 push-ups & 800 crunches. talk about fucking sore. whoo wee ( Read more... )