Hi. I'm alive.

I've been taking some time off, going to the occasional Lollapalooza show with Dyland but ending up backstage because Queens of the Stone Age makes her cry.

I am currently in the process of hiring a hitman to assassinate Mary-Kate Olsen for being mean to me.
Wtfux0rz, I'm all fat and impregnated. Gross.

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Well, it looks like I'll be raising the baby on my own (With the help of friends, of course :*) Chris hasn't responded to my proposal ( Read more... )

Okay, people, the godmother of my daughter/son will be Maggie Gyllenhaal. All she/he needs now is a godfather.

Any takers?

Well, sorry for the lack of updates once again, MK was hogging up the damn computer the entire time. She flew back to New York to film some movie, though. I miss her ( Read more... )

Sorry for the lack of updates, me and o_marykate just moved to Hawaii a few days ago, and we were settling down, and setting up.

By the way, I recently raped dj_kilmore, and I'm pregnant.

I'll be moving to Hawaii with o_marykate soon. We're having an illegal lesbian affair, by the way.

http://www.livejournal.com/~mikepatton

Oh man, that's some funny shit.

EVERYONE GO SAY HELLO TO cameron_r NOW!!!

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Oh no, God forbid I die of something interesting...like...a sexually transmitted disease.