So. We're at war. Bloody freaking hell, we're going to get our asses kicked. I've been left in charge of a squad of chuunin, and personally my only plan of attack is keep everyone together and don't get killed. Easier said than done, but fortunately most Konoha-nin don't seem to have any idea how to deal with my webs, so all I have to do is get ( Read more... )

Jiroubou, you get Janen, since you're the only one who isn't likely to kill him at the soonest opportunity. He likes tuna, but if you don't feel like feeding him, just let him outside. He's pretty self-sufficient. Also, scratch him behind the ears a lot. He likes that ( Read more... )

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I have a question... just when did we declare war on Konoha? And why am I just finding out about this today? And whose stupid idea was it to start a war with a village ten times the size of Otogakure? If the stupid idea was Orochimaru-sama's, I retract the stupid part. Does no one remember that we couldn't even take them when the Sand was on our ( Read more... )

Today's my birthday. Seems I have to announce it since absolutely no one remembered. We've only known each other what, eight years? When I get back from sulking in a bar, I'll expect a cake waiting in the kitchen, preferably made by Jiroubou. German Chocolate. With the good frosting this time. Presents would probably be too much to expect, though, ( Read more... )

I am... I don't know. Nervous. Apprehensive. Both. Neither. Whatever. The point is, I don't want to go back to Otogakure, and I am dangerously close to pulling another year sabbatical without telling anyone. Because, let's face it, Orochimaru-sama isn't stupid, so sooner or later he's going to find out how stupid I was. Probably sooner. And then I ( Read more... )

I'm back from my mission, but don't expect me to stick around long. I think it's about time I did something about Janen, and being around prey (Sakon, in other words) so often isn't really conducive to a bonding environment, so as soon as I get permission from Orochimaru-sama, I'm gone.

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Kimimaro... you bastard.

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Our mission was successful. The scroll was retrieved. No casualties on our side to speak of at least from the mission. Tayuya's new jutsus kick some major type of ass, too. *humorless grin* So do mine.

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We have finally arrived in Kirogakure. Took long enough.

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