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From the late 80's underground humor magazine Army Man (which was written by many furture Simpsons writers)

MY IDEAL WOMAN ( Read more... )

The times they are a-changing. Yesterday I saw a denture adhesive commercial with a re-write of the song "Bye-Bye Love". The torch is being passed. No longer will theses commercials have swing music. Soon Depends commercials will have Rolling Stones songs on them. Already i have to see Dennis Hopper...a great actor....hock insurances to these aging ( Read more... )

After chatting wih a Maoist online today i thought "there aren't enough communists." You know just to stir things up and keep things healthy. you just can't get on any political show and start talking about Marx in this country. Why not? What is so terrifiing or offenseive ( Read more... )

Finals are over for me.

This is brilliant.

the Onion

I've been having a plethora of dreams lately. sometimes two a night. I can't remember them all but last night i had a dream where i was posessed and i made growling noises, then i had another dream where i was watching, like it was a movie or someting, some people in a massive victorian house and this women kept putting on a dress or a necklace or ( Read more... )

I was watching Greta Van Sustern's show last night and saw the phrase "Astronaut Love Triangle Murder Plot" and my head nearly exploded.

I love this, i haven't seen much Communist Chinese propaganda...


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I've had a cold. It seemed small until it hit me like a ton of bricks on Tuesday. I went to the doctor wednesday and it turns out it isn't a cold but a hell of an infection. My old friend - Sinus infection. No surprise, happens to me 2-3 times a year. Along with this there is bronchitis. And this is some bronchitis. I've had it a few times before. ( Read more... )