Comments | _honeyspider: I'm unlikely to take a husband, really.

_honeyspider

I'm unlikely to take a husband, really.

Jul 23, 2011 11:59

Oh my god, you guys ( Read more... )

what fresh hell is this?, !!!, i want to be sarah conner, such a grown up now, filthy lesbians and their filthy ways, take a day off you weirdo, screw real life; i have fandom, please don't propose, note to self: less polite, oh my god (in capslock), clearly too sexy for my own good, emma frost wouldn't put up with this

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_honeyspider July 23 2011, 00:09:04 UTC

I would accept you as my boyfriend always.

I am incapable of saying witty things in real life! I just stand there and smile like an uncomfortable idiot, wondering if I could actually turn and run away.

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_honeyspider July 23 2011, 08:11:05 UTC

Or is a Egyptian god of chaos who is the jealous type.

I wish you no religious door knockers who wish to date you!

diana_molloy July 23 2011, 00:14:23 UTC

I hate men like that. Take your knockback with dignity! Begging is only sexy if I'm the one doing it, in a pre arranged scene to the person I do this with rather than random strangers on the street.

_honeyspider July 23 2011, 08:03:19 UTC

Hear hear!

shoemoney2night July 23 2011, 01:20:33 UTC

I feel for you; I'm exactly the same in those conversations. Granted I've never been asked on a date, but during my first year of uni I did manage to score a free socialist magazine after my lame polite knock-back of "sorry, I don't have any cash on me" failed to deter the fanatical Socialist Alternative girl. And then somehow got sucked into what felt like an hour-long lecture about the evils of imperialism, having made some mild comment about how, yes, I disagreed with the war in Iraq, but since we'd destroyed the country's infrastructure maybe we ought to stick around to rebuild? And then I found myself agreeing to go to a rally I had no intention in hell of actually attending in the vain hopes that maybe that would make her happy and she would go away. Unfortunately, this led to a volley of "OKAY I WILL MEET YOU AT THE RALLY!", at which point I finally managed a "sorry, I have a tute now, gotta go" and fled ( ... )

_honeyspider July 23 2011, 08:03:44 UTC

When will we learn to say no like adults, Jess??

xenogram July 23 2011, 02:38:26 UTC

Inappropriate and can't take a hint. You should win some sort of prize.

_honeyspider July 23 2011, 08:05:03 UTC

Can it be a helm of invisibility?

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_honeyspider July 23 2011, 18:42:24 UTC

I don't think I'm the sort of person who should be trusted with powers of invisibility. I will, without a doubt, abuse them awesomely.

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teeth_of_thyme July 23 2011, 03:18:11 UTC

You should have told him that your husband was out with his mistress.

_honeyspider July 23 2011, 08:05:26 UTC

God damn you, husband! Why were you not here to save me?

shoemoney2night July 23 2011, 08:56:19 UTC

Random icon adoration. Because EVIL GIRAFFES!!! Eddie Izzard is amazing.