Comments | _honeyspider: I'm unlikely to take a husband, really.

_honeyspider

I'm unlikely to take a husband, really.

Jul 23, 2011 11:59

Oh my god, you guys ( Read more... )

what fresh hell is this?, !!!, i want to be sarah conner, such a grown up now, filthy lesbians and their filthy ways, take a day off you weirdo, screw real life; i have fandom, please don't propose, note to self: less polite, oh my god (in capslock), clearly too sexy for my own good, emma frost wouldn't put up with this

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saffronlie July 23 2011, 03:47:42 UTC

That's pretty annoying, or even scary given he was AT YOUR HOUSE! I wonder if threatening to call the police would have got rid of him? Or is that too extreme? I might have said it, if I had to.

_honeyspider July 23 2011, 08:06:38 UTC

Probably me saying 'you're making me uncomfortable and I think you should go now' would have worked. But apparently I am completely incapable of that because it might be impolite. OH SELF, WHY?

artemisofluna July 23 2011, 03:53:29 UTC

"I would love to go on a date. Could my lizard babies come? ...oh, never mind, my lizard overlord voice doesn't like you. *SCREEEEEEECHHHH*"

I am sure that would have scared him away.

Because dude, yuck.

_honeyspider July 23 2011, 08:07:47 UTC

I should have pretended to be a dinosaur.

I wish I was married to a dinosaur.

roselet July 23 2011, 06:20:13 UTC

_honeyspider July 23 2011, 08:09:41 UTC

EUGH, yours sounds so much worse. Mine didn't come off as knowing what a sleaze he was being. Yours sounds like a dickhead. I would have been able to tell a dickhead to fuck off.

I mostly laughed when I got back inside. But Lara was in bed and Ali wasn't here and I was like "I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE RIGHT NOW."

teeth_of_thyme July 23 2011, 08:35:44 UTC

It might work better if they had a little guy on their shoulder who would whisper "You're being a dick. Stop being a dick. You're creeping her out and everyone around you thinks you're creepy. Even your friends."

I dub this small invisible person who should sit on creepy guys shoulders the 'anti-penis'.

artemisofluna July 23 2011, 08:57:57 UTC

I just choked on my own spit. The anti-penis. Brilliant!

pretty_kozi July 24 2011, 01:19:50 UTC

That is creepy.