I GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS. HEH. I bet you didn't know that!

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I spent Christmas with Arwen's daughter Mini, eating and drinking until i vomited. She is lovely and could probably drink Celeborn under the table. Even though we were only drinking Pepsi but yeah....PEPSI IS JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS BOOZE IN LARGE QUANTITIES ( Read more... )

Jade got married yesterday. Grooovy. I'm so bloody happy for her, Denethor and Theodred. They make such a lovely...couple...trouple? Whatever. Their cute anyway. And the booze at the party was pretty nice too ( Read more... )

My adopted sister is getting married to my step-grandfather AND a guy who i am...um quite well "aquainted" with, i should bloody say.

Congratulations! :D

...Now i know how Earwen feels.

Valandil has a KID. Jesus. I would say i am always the last to know but that would be untrue since i don't suppose Ciryon hears much from under my bed. But, anyway, CONGRATULATIONS SIS/BRO/WHATEVER ( Read more... )

Mums gone away to help the sick and needy and crap. I guess i'll just stay in my room and occasionly chuck empty pepsi cans and crisps to Ciryon who is STILL under my bed.

Either that or i'll go and visit Baby Livvie and teach her some new words, which aren't swearing.

Mums back from the health spa with baby Liv and Valandils getting married to Elphir. Congrats Sis/bro! Whens the wedding?

Consumed 44 cans of Pepsi today, i'm feeling a little giddy.
If i suddenly start shouting swear words out of the blue and start talking about much i love cheese you know i've had too much.

Today i consumed 23 cans of Pepsi and had sex 23 times too.

I have winked so much it would put Irmo to shame.

Niiiice.

I woke up and i looked like this.

How groovy.

Tie yourself to me ( Read more... )