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Jade got married yesterday. Grooovy. I'm so bloody happy for her, Denethor and Theodred. They make such a lovely...couple...trouple? Whatever. Their cute anyway. And the booze at the party was pretty nice too.
...Shit. Something just dawned on me.
I'm the only single kid of Isildur's. Well, apart from Ciryon and Aratan. But Ciryon doesn't count since he can't even come out from under the bed to talk to people and Aratan has been missing for ages. For all we know he could have married Rogue or anything.
I am a failure to my family! MY DAD MUST BE SO ASHAMED OF ME!!! Fuck, i can imagine it. At dinner parties she's asked "So, how's Elendur? Is he married yet?" and she has to say "No, HE IS A FUCKING SINGLE LOSER!!!!"
I should just go live in the park on a bench. Again.
...Shit. Something just dawned on me.
I'm the only single kid of Isildur's. Well, apart from Ciryon and Aratan. But Ciryon doesn't count since he can't even come out from under the bed to talk to people and Aratan has been missing for ages. For all we know he could have married Rogue or anything.
I am a failure to my family! MY DAD MUST BE SO ASHAMED OF ME!!! Fuck, i can imagine it. At dinner parties she's asked "So, how's Elendur? Is he married yet?" and she has to say "No, HE IS A FUCKING SINGLE LOSER!!!!"
I should just go live in the park on a bench. Again.