It's so cold out that my nose is running.

But I ran this morning.

She said, "You're so miserable."
I said, "You're so fucking typical."

I hate this.

EDIT: Do this. It works.

WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?
I LOVE ORANGE SODA.
I DO, I DO, I DO-OOH.

I like orange soda. It's fancy.

COME AND KISS ME BY THE RIVERSIDE. BOBBY SAYS IT'S FINE, HE DON'T CONSIDER IT CHEATING NOW.

All men have secret crushes on Thomas Jefferson and pre-Katie Holmes/outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise.

( LJ Cut. )

Go to goggle and type in "(Your name) needs" and post the results.Braden needs to confuse his readers further, so with much fanfare he introduces Fibonacci numbers: 8, 13, 21, 34, 55 ( Read more... )

BEFORE YOU GO TO A CLOTHING STORE TO BUY JEANS, FIGURE OUT YOUR DAMN SIZE BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO WORK AT THESE CLOTHING STORES DON'T WANT TO SPEND FOURTY MINUTES GETTING YOU A PAIR OF JEANS FROM EVERY SIZE UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE FITS BEST.

I almost strangled that girl today.

This is something that would probably happen to me with my luck.

And I hope it doesn't.

ARRRGH!!!

( LJ Cut. Let's go camping! )

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