Oh my Satan. That was a mighty fine covo I had with the tiny redneck. Got drunk rather quick as well. Poor guy. Who am I kidding, it's his own stupid fault. He should know by now not to drink that much in a demon bar. Been outa the game too long, that's what it is. Been hiding out with the monks and all crapola. Like who gives a shit? Well, people ( Read more... )

So huh, info, blah blah blah. Selling it, blah blah blah. Was getting mighty bored with it all. Probably got to do with the fact that I aint got much info to sell, but I figured out a way to get rid of that problem mighty soon. By going over to Wolfram and Hart and chatting up the girls at the typing pool for about an afternoon ( Read more... )

Well, looks like the boss man did a very good job of impersonating Houdini. Only he don't seem to be getting in on the re-appearing act any time soon. Not even golden girl seen him around. Not that I give a flying fuck, but it's getting annoying. We're supposed to be doing a job here yanno? Not just go around killing Slayer or Slayer wannabe's or ( Read more... )

Well, well, well. A new fight, a new ending and a new beginning. And all that jazz. The Senior Partners really had no fucking clue what they were doing when they put the dumbass vampire in charge of Wolfram and Hart, the Los Angeles branch. Excuse me while I wait for the echo of the voice of doom to fade away. No wait, it's actually my laughter. My ( Read more... )

Something fishy is going on. I can feel it in my horns. they itch, they ache and they point into the direction of Wolfram and Hart. Well, well, well. Isn't that interesting again. There's of course always something going on over there. I make good money on them, a very profitable firm. And the way they just seem to bounce back to life...unlife... ( Read more... )

Fneh on the big shit. I'm getting low on cash. Damn, not good. not good at all. I need to get more information and sell it. Hell, maybe I should just start making up lies. Not like I aint done that ever before. I don't really care if anyone gets hurt. 'S long as I get my money, it's all dandy with me. Whatever works right? But there's not much ( Read more... )

Balls on a dipshiting stick and all that. What in Satans name are we doing here? All that stupid girl does is make herself pretty and screw around with everyone and everything. And all the boss does is go out, kill something, cackle evilly, or what he thinks is evilly. It's actually a very laugh inducing sound he managed to bark out. Then he come ( Read more... )

The game has begun. It's like a game of chess. All the pieces are into place, the question however is, who are the players? From my point of view, it could be anyone. The Wolf, Ram and Hart may think they have gotten them where they want them. But I don't underestimate these puny human. Or the vampires. And that Goddess whatsherface. Smurfette No ( Read more... )