Mar 01, 2005 13:00
Well, looks like the boss man did a very good job of impersonating Houdini. Only he don't seem to be getting in on the re-appearing act any time soon. Not even golden girl seen him around. Not that I give a flying fuck, but it's getting annoying. We're supposed to be doing a job here yanno? Not just go around killing Slayer or Slayer wannabe's or Slayer friends and family at random.
Dude aint go no pattern at all. Probably aint got no plan either. Just another stupid little big bad. Remind me again why we revived him? I'm pretty sure there was a good reason at the time. Other then Bailey's 'I want! I want!' chant. Cuz really, those? Gimmie a headache of the highest degree. No kidding. I swear, you'd voluntarily chop your head of when she really gets going with that shit.
So, Kakistos did the disappearing 'look at me I'm Houdini' act. Aint got no idea where the dude is hanging. For all I know he could be out tasting all the hookers in soho. And that might not even be the Soho here. Could be in Japan or Mars for all we know. What kinda leader is *that*? Aint not with the caring for his men...or women if Bails is to believe. Hell, even FrouFrou would make a better leader then Toast!
There's a scary thought. FrouFrou really would do it better. Way better. I dun like the way he glares at everyone with his beady little eyes. He aint fooling me one shit with the innocent act. No way in hell. And no one else is paying him any attention. I got *my* eye on him! I got that part covered. Oh yeah, aint nothing gonna slip past me, that's for sureeee!
Got all my men in place too. And women, let's not discriminate. The only one I do that with is Bails, and she don't even notice. Dumb bitch. But when toasty gets back? He be in for a mighty fine surprise. Oh yeah. A big kaboom. Gonna take over and stake his stupid ass when the time is right. Poof! Gone with da wind! And the I'll show him how it's done. How to really make your name count in the world.
Except, he aint gonna see it is he? Since he be dust. Ah well, can't have everything.