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Today was semi-mediocre with a good spot or two. That good spot was brunch with Kevin, Dante, Joey, Alex, Anna, and Shannon at B & B Diner, even though I was kind of in a shitty mood about the aforementioned crap. Too bad no one can think of anything to do on my birthday, aside from having a gigantic orgy. I told my mom about how me, Kevin, Dante, ( Read more... )

I'LL REITERATE. WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE [or get involved with, whatever] A GUY WHO IS NOT ENTIRELY OUT OF MY LEAGUE, NOT GOING TO HURT ME, IN LIKE WITH ME, AND SINGLE?

so far, today has sucked.

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• HAHAHAHHAHA, does anyone remember when Sex and the City made those giant flower pins popular [like 8,000 years ago], and then a month later everyone realized that they looked ridiculous with them? good stuff.
• this? MINE. CHRISTMAS. I FUCKING OWN.
• I better get to go Christmas shopping today.
• My layout is tight as shit.
• bellwag is going to give me a car, ( Read more... )

Friday was the most amazing day EVER. I spent my 6th period having a scissor fight with Justin [I have a giant cut on my hand! we are insane.] and smashing pencils on my forehead. I can do two at a time now! Justin was about to do three, but my teacher made him stop cause we were "acting like animals." psh. In fourth period we were watching Clash ( Read more... )

Why is 90% of the Puerto Rican population trashy as fuck? Why is my mother so insane? Why is my boss so mean to me? Why can't I eat tomatoes, bananas, onions, or Italian dressing without my tongue swelling up and going numb and then my mouth tasting like ass the next day? What the fuck happened to my asthma*? Why do I weigh 140 lbs. one week and ( Read more... )

What is with me having crazy experiences at the library? Today while I was there with Brooke and some other people in our group for American History, there were two people having sex in the 3rd floor womens restroom. You could hear the thumps, moans, and flushes [in an effort to cover up the noise] OUTSIDE of the bathroom. Through TWO doors. Too ( Read more... )

Okay, so I'm supposed to finish an American History project tonight with this girl Brooke, but she's definitely NOT picking up her phone. Fuck it. I'm going jogging with Jenn Davison later and then possibly hanging out with Pegapotamus. They are both within walking distance. How convenient for someone without a car/liscense [i.e. ME]. Too bad Adam' ( Read more... )

Hey shitheads, if you're gonna make some lame-ass "comment anonymously about whatever you want" posts then make sure it isn't friends-only. wtf.