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Why is 90% of the Puerto Rican population trashy as fuck? Why is my mother so insane? Why is my boss so mean to me? Why can't I eat tomatoes, bananas, onions, or Italian dressing without my tongue swelling up and going numb and then my mouth tasting like ass the next day? What the fuck happened to my asthma*? Why do I weigh 140 lbs. one week and then 70,000 the next? WHEN AM I GONNA FUCKING GET SOME PLAY? Why is it that nothing good ever happens with me with the opposite sex?
I was talking to my boss the other day about becoming a nurse, and she informed me that ER nurses in New York make like $50 an hour. I'm definitely moving there in a few years. I don't have a single semi-interesting/relevant thing to write about, so I'm gonna go watch porn.
*You can grow out of it, right?
I was talking to my boss the other day about becoming a nurse, and she informed me that ER nurses in New York make like $50 an hour. I'm definitely moving there in a few years. I don't have a single semi-interesting/relevant thing to write about, so I'm gonna go watch porn.
*You can grow out of it, right?