Not much more'n two weeks ago, you couldn't walk to a bloody 7-11 in this burg without gettin' nipped by a soddin' vamp or three.

These new wankers, they were sloppy. Never even tried t'hide that their victims were put upon by a vampire. Just rip their necks open an' have at 'em. Sloppy ( Read more... )

Nightlife's been a li'l more active this week. More vampires 'round lately. Lots of li'l nests here an' there.

Could be on account of Richie Boy. Maybe not. Bloke had a habit of hirin' help that liked t'work nights.

Or maybe there's somethin' else stirrin' these days.

Not like that never happens on a bloody hellmouth.Been waitin' on word ( Read more... )

Didn't know Rupert was such a bloodthirsty git.

I wasn't around th' last time that Wilkins ponce decided t'go on meltdown. I was busy chasin' Dru 'round Europe after she ripped out my bloody heart thought she'd get uppity with ol' Spike. So all I got's what I hear from Buffy an' the Slayerettes 'bout what went down, and I get that he's bad news ( Read more... )

Soddin' rookies ( Read more... )

Was wonderin' when th' other shoe was gonna drop 'round here.

Guess this wanker qualifies.

Wasn't in town when he got his panties in a twist an' pulled his own Big Bad routine. Actually, I'm surprised we never crossed swords th' year before, what with me an' Dru an' Peaches runnin' around.

But I reckon if he's back, 'specially a few years after ( Read more... )

Trouble's comin'.

I can smell it. On th' air. Somethin' wicked this way comes, boys an' girls.

Been havin' a quiet time of it, lately. Nothin' really gruesome crawlin' around. Nothin' nasty tryin' t'pull an apocalypse outta their arse.

Right boring, if y'ask me. Which nobody did. Tossers.

Ever since I got back from LaLa Land an' Peaches' ( Read more... )

Been back in Sunnydale for a few days now.

Had t'clean up th' crypt since I got some bloody squatters. Restock th' fridge an' all that nonsense. An' it's not like folks thought I was dead, like with Peaches and th' Slayer. Just goes t'show how far my soddin' rep has fallen 'round here ( Read more... )

Got a phone call from Harris th' other day, tellin' me to expect company in a bit. Seems Peaches had managed t'get un-lost, so he an' his brood crew were headin' home.

'Course, not all his mates were headin' back. Oz was already here. Faith's gone on walkabout. And Gunn...well, don't think he's in a place t'be fussin' right now ( Read more... )

TO: oz@angelinvestigations.net
FROM: sodoffyoubint@hotmail.com

RE: Help

Oz--

Sorry it's been so long in getting back to you, mate. Been trying to call you at Buffy's house, but the bloody telephone line is always busy. Figured the little bit was tying up the line with tales of teenage woe.

Was not too keen on seeing Soldier Boy show up ( Read more... )

Not happy here.

Bad enough havin' t'deal with Midnight on a daily basis. But now who pops into town but G.I. Joe himself?

'Least Midnight makes for good cannon fodder. Finn's bloody worthless.

As evidenced by his runnin' off t'find something of Peaches' t'help bring him home. Bloke thought he was bein' a big shot, when he's so dense he didn't ( Read more... )