Bloody technological garbage...

May 22, 2005 12:00

TO: oz@angelinvestigations.net
FROM: sodoffyoubint@hotmail.com

RE: Help

Oz--

Sorry it's been so long in getting back to you, mate. Been trying to call you at Buffy's house, but the bloody telephone line is always busy. Figured the little bit was tying up the line with tales of teenage woe.

Was not too keen on seeing Soldier Boy show up unannounced. Good egg, I reckon -- and I'll trust you not to pass that along -- but I'm still a little testy when it comes to the bloke, given that that he's tried to kill me on more than one occasion. I only leave him alone on account of his snogging the Slayer, otherwise he and I would've gone round and round ages ago.

In any case, he found whatever he was looking for, as you probably know by now. So I figure you lot are well on your way to bringing Peaches back from the void. Never thought I'd say it, but the sooner, the better. He can have this bloody cesspool of a city. Better him than me.

As to your question, would welcome some sane help around these parts. Since Harris went back home, it's just been me with Wood (AKA Wanker #1) and Nabbit (AKA Wanker #2). Bloody painful. Though Wanker #2's been more tolerable ever since he got thrown through a wall here face-first. So, if you're so inclined to come back to LaLa Land, would not turn you away.

Hopefully this gets to you. Have tried five times and gotten error messages every time. Would have tossed the bloody computer out to the curb if I didn't think Wanker #2 would cry like a little girl. Take it from someone who's seen a lot of it, sometimes progress isn't what it's cracked up to be.

Tell the others good luck, especially Red and Blondie.

--Spike

P.S. Remind me to tell you about the Z'ra'el demons next time I see you. Bloody disgusting. Turned Wood a couple of shades of green. Good times.
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