I was a little pissed when they decided not to kill Zaccharias Moussawi.  I'm in favor of the death penalty for heinous crimes, and this guy deserved a dirtnap for what he did.  But then I realized what his prison time will be like.  He's gonna spend 23 hours of any given day in a box smaller than my back bedroom.  I honestly think I'd rather die ( Read more... )

If you score more than 40, supposedly you're spoiled.  I didn't get that high, and claim exemptions on about half of them, because I worked hard to get them for myself, nobody gave them to me ( Read more... )

Lokidude's Halloween party:

add_child_82 dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Master Watcher.

blackcoffin25 dressed as Rebecca Gayheart.

dj_justyne dressed as Princess Leia.

mo_k_musings dressed as a teflon vampire.

moshtater dressed as a character from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".

onyxfyre dressed as Optimus Prime.

pryncesarmywife dressed ( Read more... )

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Stupid rednecks with no ambition....  I feel a rant coming on.  It's been building for a while, I just have to let it simmer a bit longer and turn it loose.

Some might know, but for the rest of you, this is the explanation for my absence recently from IM and LJ and the rest of the world:  I got married on Friday, and have to go to Grandma's to get online, so I do what I can, but I have to keep the missus happy, too, so I limit myself.  Thank you, that is all.

I done stole it from Toni.  It rocks.  What it is is you ask your mp3 player questions like a magic 8 ball.  I'm using my Winamp, because it still really whips the llama's ass.

1. What do you think of me, you llama-whipping sex machine?
Rockapella covering Eye of the Tiger
I'm supposed to beat the hell outta Apollo Creed?

2. Will I have a happy ( Read more... )

I will never understand women.  Which is probably a good thing, because if I ever do, at that moment, my head will implode.  Women are so illogical, I think they could give Spock an infarction, and they could probably do a bang-up job on frying the Borg hive mind.

Not work safe at all.  But friggin hilarious.

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Thank you, that is all.

Found a couple memes while I was blogwhoring today. So here goes.

#1.
A.) Go to musicoutfitters.comB.)Enter the year you graduated from high school in the search function at ( Read more... )