Sep 17, 2005 21:47
I done stole it from Toni. It rocks. What it is is you ask your mp3 player questions like a magic 8 ball. I'm using my Winamp, because it still really whips the llama's ass.
1. What do you think of me, you llama-whipping sex machine?
Rockapella covering Eye of the Tiger
I'm supposed to beat the hell outta Apollo Creed?
2. Will I have a happy life?
Eminem - Without Me
Okay.....
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Mark Wills - And the Crowd Goes Wild
Damn straight, and don't forget it.
4. What type of woman is most compatible with me?
U2 - Mysterious Ways
Fill my days, light up my nights
5. How can I make more money?
Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Do I take up farming, or marry Renee Zellweger?
6. What should my life philosophy be?
Sir Mix-a-Lot
Get ass wherever I go... Works for me.
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Rancid - Avenues and Alleyways
The pain stems from hatred and intolerance and racism.
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love
Cheesy background vocals and bad hair?
9.Will I ever have children?
Sum 41 - What We're All About
My children will revere the 80's and true rock!
10. Will I die happy?
Dropkick Murphys - Four Dead Cheerleaders
Suicide.... Interesting.
11. Can you give me some advice?
Toby Keith - Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again
12. What do you think happiness is?
Counting Crows - Rain King
Faith and sex and God in the belly of a black-winged bird. And sad music that just feels damn good.
13. What's my favorite fetish?
The recurring theme, as I couldn't find any real fetishes, seemed to be self deprecation and women I no longer love....