Well, after this weekend, I can honestly say that I'm not sure if I want children. Those children are migraines, I tell you. In fact, I ran into my aunt Joleen (not their mom, just another aunt) at the Wawa on my way home (I desperately needed coffee), and I didn't even see her at first, and I apologized and said I was out of it, I had just come ( Read more... )

This won't be as interesting as msnbc, but whatever ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure that Lisa, my Yoga instructor, is trying to kill me. Either that or she's trying to kill herself. Because seriously, people just can't bend like that. She must be a robot. Or a rubber band ( Read more... )

Well, I came in second place, out of 6 people. I broke even, so that's good. Nothing lost, nothing gained.

I just feel like a moron for going all in on a pair of nines.

Well, that's what multiple Jell-O shots will do to your impairment.

So last night, I dreamt that the character Doug from The King of Queens and I were in love, and we wanted to be together, but we didn't know how to break it to his wife Carrie. (Apparently I was single in this dream- Ben was not mentioned and never made an appearance). She's very bitchy on the show, so I remember being really afraid in the dream ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen ( Read more... )

... finally, at 11 AM, Jim called and told us that he was "just leaving", even though he called and told us that an hour ago ( Read more... )

... Almost 11 AM. No Jim, no phone call. Ben has to leave for work by 1.

I'm seriously annoyed here.

... to be totally annoyed with a friend who's doing you a favor ( Read more... )

... although it's been lurking for a while. For about two weeks now, two radio stations have already committed to playing nonstop Christmas music all day every day. Fantastic ( Read more... )