StaticFlow786: we made up the greatest joke last night ( Read more... )

im gonna make a comic book about stoner cowboys called Blazin Saddles.

this weekend felt like it was a year long. i woke up saturday morning at 2 am and didnt go to sleep until last night at 7:30. saturday night i drank datura tea with 2 of my buddys. it wasnt that great, but it wasnt bad either. it just made me feel kinda drunk and fucked up my short term memory in conversations. also it made me really dehydrated and ( Read more... )

i killed a rabbit.

i look like a farmer.

i made a hammock.

i had a dream that i convinced pavarati to sing at my friends party. and then the party was on a boat and there was a tidal wave. and then this guy was like frankedstein and had used brain control on people. but then we were in a giant arena and there was frisbees everywhere. this guy had given everyone this mind control plant and they all thought ( Read more... )

heres to getting drunk, cutting off some douche bags hair and then driving home at 5 am.

today i told my mom that i drink and smoke weed.

one day all of the bulbs will burn out ( Read more... )