ever wonder how they invented pancakes with maple syrup?

Jun 08, 2004 22:26

StaticFlow786: we made up the greatest joke last night
HOgdieT: oh yeah?
StaticFlow786: it was about gay trees
StaticFlow786: and bukakke
HOgdieT: hah
StaticFlow786: so this mesquite tree goes to a bar one night and gets really smashed
StaticFlow786: and the next day he wakes up covered in maple syrup
StaticFlow786: and he says
StaticFlow786: "i knew i shouldent have let those maple trees give me a ride home"
HOgdieT: hahaha
StaticFlow786: it has potential to be really funny if i work on it
HOgdieT: yes, yes it does
HOgdieT: maple cum
StaticFlow786: hahaha
StaticFlow786: exactly
StaticFlow786: hahahahaha
StaticFlow786: i need to incorporate "you need pancakes with that syrup?" or something like that into the joke
HOgdieT: hahaha
HOgdieT: yeah
StaticFlow786: i should change it to be about a maple tree getting fucked by a dendrophiliac
HOgdieT: hahahaha
HOgdieT: i dunno
StaticFlow786: so a maple tree goes to a gay bar and gets really drunk
HOgdieT: tree on tree action is pretty funny
HOgdieT: brb
StaticFlow786: and the next day he wakes up next to some grizzly looking guy

Auto response from HOgdieT: puttin' food in my belly.

StaticFlow786: and he looks at the guys dick covered in maple syrup and says "you want pancakes with that?"
StaticFlow786: i got the best one now
HOgdieT: hahaha
StaticFlow786: so this maple tree is working at an ihop
StaticFlow786: and this guy orders pancakes
StaticFlow786: and the guy calls the waiter over to the table after he gets his food
StaticFlow786: "excuse me, i think the chef ejaculated on my pancakes"
HOgdieT: hahaha
StaticFlow786: or it could just be about a gay pancake that has sex with a maple tree
HOgdieT: hhahahahahahhaaha
StaticFlow786: and the maple tree shoots its maple cum all over the pancakes face japanese bukakke style
HOgdieT: hahahha
HOgdieT: mmm
StaticFlow786: doesnt it make you wanna eat some breakfast?
HOgdieT: yes, yes it does
StaticFlow786: dude
StaticFlow786: that story could explain the invention of pancakes with maple syrup
StaticFlow786: its like a folk tale
HOgdieT: it's possible
HOgdieT: ahahahhaha
HOgdieT: a dirty gay one
StaticFlow786: "how pancakes met syrup"
StaticFlow786: "how pancakes met syrup: an erotic tale of gay lovers"
HOgdieT: jajahahahaa
StaticFlow786: how the fuck did i think that up
HOgdieT: your'e insane
StaticFlow786: if god is real and has a plan for everyone
StaticFlow786: then god is sick
StaticFlow786: and kinky
StaticFlow786: and i want to have hot kinky religious sex with him
HOgdieT: hahahaha
StaticFlow786: actually i think the best would be a threesome with me, god and satan
StaticFlow786: and satan would look just like he does in south park
StaticFlow786: so would god
HOgdieT: mmmm
HOgdieT: you'd get the best of both wrld
StaticFlow786: kind of like with transexuals
HOgdieT: hahahahaha
HOgdieT: i geuss
HOgdieT: if you wanna think of it like that
StaticFlow786: hahahaha
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