I know I haven't updated in a long time, but something momentous just happened. In my bathroom.

About two weeks ago, i purchased a new cellular phone, which I haven't done since 2002 or so.

About ten minutes ago, I pulled up my pants and flushed without realizing that MY PHONE HAD FALLEN OUT OF MY BACK 
POCKET INTO THE TOILET! NOW MY PHONE IS ( Read more... )

a people's history of the united states, man...

The Carlo Robellion.

I'm having a weird day.

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I JUST MADE GNOCCHI
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN
I MADE A ROUX TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just burned 7900000000 joss paper in a hammered soup pot on my front porch a moth flew too close to the flames and singed, died slowly fluttering on the table and then the ground I watched the embers releasing the accumulated energy of tree and ink and something else and they moved like an animated grey peony and my watered eyes

feel like i'm in the 14th grade today

Well... ouch?
I can't say.
Recidivism,
How oblivious do you suppose me to be?
Have it out then, if that is the case
silence and snideness don't become your anger any more

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Housewarming party, Saturday, 9-ish!