Elizabeth #3: A Royal Pain

[loubeelou]

I don't even know where they got the title for this. She's not working for the Queen. If I ever meet this ghostwriter, I'll probably beat her up. Then, if she died, she'd literally be a ghostwriter. Heh. I'm so funny

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[esc_key]

Who did the cover art for this series? Liz looks like a lump of potatoes. It's terrible.

Then, if she died, she'd literally be a ghostwriter. Heh. I'm so funny.
Heh. That'd be an awesome story, actually. She comes back from the dead to haunt Francine like "How come I got not royalties, bitch?!?" :D

She goes through her videos and feels embarrassed when she finds her Spice Girls concert videos. Don't worry, Sarah. The Spice Girls' London reunion concert sold out in 38 seconds. You're not the only one who likes them.
Hands up who is watching the stupid Victoria's Secret Fashion show just to see them tomorrow? Just me, then okay!

Lavinia's dragging Max through Harrod's to put together a wedding registry. Basically a list of extremely expensive presents to buy for them for their wedding.
Do any of them at least have to do with pies?!? Come on, ghostwriter, throw me a bone here!

Still no results. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Do they have dossiers on each student in the uni or something? I'm not entirely sure if you can stalk people on university

[dirtywingsgirl]

Who did the cover art for this series? Liz looks like a lump of potatoes. It's terrible.
Oh, no, no. It's not terrible. It's moderne.
Ok, it's terrible.
That's just how people look in England, anyway. In Sweet Valley High, people are blessed with a heavenly tan glow, but once you cross the ocean you become as bland and bosh as those bloody piss-taking ps & qs balderdash quite-so Englanders.

[esc_key]

That's just how people look in England, anyway. In Sweet Valley High, people are blessed with a heavenly tan glow, but once you cross the ocean you become as bland and bosh as those bloody piss-taking ps & qs balderdash quite-so Englanders.
Oh yeah. Once you'r not on the Pacific anymore, you can't have Pacific Blue eyes. You have to have dirty Atlantic eyes (eww). And ZOMG no one is a perfect size six! And they have bad teeth! It's horrendous!

[zippyladoodles]

Hey, you forgot the amount of crazed werewolves and zombies we have over here. And umm, our dull hair. And lack of any talent....whatsoever!

[dramaturgy]

Has anyone here ever used the word "Bosh!"? In context, it's kind of the equivalent for "Pfffft, whatever."

Yeah, actually. Well, I heard it. It was from a very old guy who was kind enough to help me find Piccadilly Circus when I was lost, lost, lost. XD

[daniellafromage]

Why do I love this series, even though there is no Jessica? I can't wait to find out what happens at the end (other than teh sex, natch). I don't like Max but I kind of like James, so I hope everything turns out well for him!

Great recap, as usual!

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[daniellafromage]

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[esc_key]

That's the most beautiful thing evah. Especially appropriate that Nick is taking the place of a girl character. Lulz.

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[kishmish]

you slay me:p

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[dirtywingsgirl]

Yes, that is amazing :D Liz is all like "There, there, Nick, your career will come back".
But she is WRONG.

[loubeelou]

Alas, no Jessica series.
But a Prince Albert one would have been all kinds of cool. Is he still alive? Or did he run away at the end of SVH in the earthquiake? I don't even know...

[ext_3591546]

Is that Adelaide because I totally remember that happening. One got handsy with my sister.