Sweet Valley Kids #7: Jessica's Big Mistake

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Sweet Valley Kids #7: Jessica's Big Mistake

That's right, forget all of Jessica's other mistakes. Never mind all the dead boyfriends. Never mind framing her sister for vehicular manslaughter. Never mind the hideous feathered bangs. This is Jessica's seriously big mistake: cheating off her sister

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[brandied_plum]

Angela picks Elizabeth, then asks her to hand her books out of a bag. "Think you can handle that?" she asks. Was...was that sarcasm? That had to be sarcasm. Awesome.

Sarcasm in a Sweet Valley book? Inconceivable.

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Amy points out two hedgehogs in one story that apparently look just like Jessica and Elizabeth.
This is hilarious. So much like Liz and Jess!

a steaming pile of Todd's eyes
new favorite phrase!

So, I guess the moral of today's story is that plagiarism has no consequences. Good lesson! See you all next week when we learn how to run up and down stairs while holding scissors pointy-end up!
Welcome to the internet age!

You wouldn't believe how happy I was to see a recap on my flist. :D Don't die, little community, don't die.

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You wouldn't believe how happy I was to see a recap on my flist. :D Don't die, little community, don't die.

Don't worry; I still have several SVK books yet to recap, plus a couple others. I've just been extra busy lately, so I'm only just now getting back to writing recaps.

Plus there's hellobrisvegas and her awesome TV series recaps!

What's everyone else's excuse? :P

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What's everyone else's excuse? :P
I was almost done with a SVU recap when the book went missing. It's very vexing. So now I'm working on another one but I'm slow.

[sharkbytes]

I've been dying to do a few, but I think every SVH book I have has already been recapped :( I'm always on the lookout for ones that haven't, though.

[miss_cuckoo]

Jessica's mistake was stealing a story from Liz. Everyone knows she's a crap writer!

[kakeochi_umai]

I would say that the shit has hit the fan, but everyone knows there's no such thing as bowel movements in Sweet Valley.
LOL! (Not true, though. :P

We all know the only thing Elizabeth cheats on is boyfriends.
I love you.

She answers a bunch of unbelievably stupid questions ("Where do you live?" That's the best you've got, Todd?)
She should spend six months insisting that she is married to one of the hottest celebs in the country and that his marriage to another celebrity was just a rumour he started to keep the paps off her doorstep. Trust me, it makes primary school Q&A sessions like this SO much more fun, for you and the students. (Although I'm just the foreign monkey who shows up to teach them English once or twice a month, not a famous author, so I suppose it's a bit different. Still! Hot celebrity man candy! You can't go wrong!)

Because Elizabeth has no imagination whatsoever, by the way, the story is about twins.
No, no! All stories have to be the truth!

Angela picks Elizabeth, then asks her to hand her books out of a bag

[gojl5567]

Wasn't there a comment in Sweet Valley Twins that Jessica always copied Elizabeth's math homework? But yeah, setting your twin sister up for vehicular manslaughter might be a bit worse than an essay or at least Ken was still able to still play in THE BIG GAME after he stole Liz's story. Do you think some magical look-a-like ancestor gave Liz the power to write stories that everyone wants to claim as their own.