Sweet Valley Kids #7: Jessica's Big Mistake

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Sweet Valley Kids #7: Jessica's Big Mistake

That's right, forget all of Jessica's other mistakes. Never mind all the dead boyfriends. Never mind framing her sister for vehicular manslaughter. Never mind the hideous feathered bangs. This is Jessica's seriously big mistake: cheating off her sister

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[kakeochi_umai]

I would say that the shit has hit the fan, but everyone knows there's no such thing as bowel movements in Sweet Valley.
LOL! (Not true, though. :P

We all know the only thing Elizabeth cheats on is boyfriends.
I love you.

She answers a bunch of unbelievably stupid questions ("Where do you live?" That's the best you've got, Todd?)
She should spend six months insisting that she is married to one of the hottest celebs in the country and that his marriage to another celebrity was just a rumour he started to keep the paps off her doorstep. Trust me, it makes primary school Q&A sessions like this SO much more fun, for you and the students. (Although I'm just the foreign monkey who shows up to teach them English once or twice a month, not a famous author, so I suppose it's a bit different. Still! Hot celebrity man candy! You can't go wrong!)

Because Elizabeth has no imagination whatsoever, by the way, the story is about twins.
No, no! All stories have to be the truth!

Angela picks Elizabeth, then asks her to hand her books out of a bag. "Think you can handle that?" she asks. Was...was that sarcasm? That had to be sarcasm. Awesome.
Angela Daley is awesome. And you know she totally stole Elizabeth's story.