The Unicorn Club #16: Bon Voyage, Unicorns!

[melody_powers]

The Unicorn Club #16: Bon Voyage, Unicorns!

Welcome to The Unicorns Go Hawaiian Caribbean! Jessica, Lila, Mandy, and Kimberly basically whore out Ellen, and a lot of predictable hijinks follow.

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[glitterberrys]

Jared is super impressed that his potential girlfriend is inbred to the point of neurological abnormalities.

*guffaws*

I seriously wonder how I read these books as a kid. I didn't give a frick about boys or clothes. I don't remember reading this one, though...maybe I'd given up by then.

[skyekissed]

Oh gosh, all the Clueless referrences are full of win!

[esc_key]

Ellen hits the water (perhaps the first ever self-pool-push?)
Self ocean push? Awesome.

Those genetic abnormalities are so sexy.

[gojl5567]

Love the Clueless references. I'd say Lila's dress would match her car one day, but I doubt Lila Fowler keeps clothes beyond the four week point, let alone four years.

[jaynesgottarun]

Sweet Valley + Clueless = WIN! Plus bonus points for the awesomeness of Lila Fowler and the gratuitous Captain Planet mention.

Thanks for the recap, I mentioned in an earlier thread that it's one of my favorites and I've been looking forward to your take on it!