I'm back again with another recap/attempt to revive this wonderful community! This book is the second in a miniseries that started with Out of the Picture, where everyone's trying to solve a murder mystery even though they all suck at it.


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Synopsis: Liz wonders if Todd will ask her out for their anniversary

Like always, the gang is at Moon Beach. The cafe is packed and Lila and Jessica UNFORTUNATELY have to sit in a booth with Enid and Liz. THE HORROR.

Todd is at the counter, eyeing off Liz. Way to be obvious, perve. Winston offers a plate of hotdogs to him to try.

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I'll be honest with you. I wasn't planning on snarking this book. Since I never read the original, I was just hoping to be able to sit down and enjoy this on its own as a fine piece of young adult literature...and then I started it, and discovered the shitness within. Not snarking this would be a crime to humanity, even more of a crime to humanity ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm back again. Turns out I just couldn't stay away from the absurdity and guilty pleasure that is Sweet Valley television. This episode is fraught with some of the worst acting I've ever seen, and I'm a soap opera addict. It involves Jessica falling in love with her poetry teacher, and changing her entire personality for him. (Something we ( Read more... )

And yes, I realise that this is my second post in as many days, but I've come to realise that the TV show recaps are far less time-consuming, and they're also a little addictive. Okay, back to the recap.

If you're anything like me, I'm sure you realise that there are a number of things that go on in the Sweet Valley books you literally CANNOT make a ( Read more... )

Hiiiiii! I just read my first SVT book and it was sooooo good I had to share it! ...err, okay, snark it. :D I grew up reading SVH -- and obsessively re-reading (I'll spare you the gory details of how anal I was about this). I remember lamenting the fact that I was too old to read the Twins' series when it came out. Hee! BUT ALAS, THIS ( Read more... )

The Unicorn Club #16: Bon Voyage, Unicorns!

Welcome to The Unicorns Go Hawaiian Caribbean! Jessica, Lila, Mandy, and Kimberly basically whore out Ellen, and a lot of predictable hijinks follow.


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The switch? It's not that great...
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Okay, so this takes place during the twins' sophomore year at SVU.  The following characters are missing and presumed offed by Crazy William (or sent to a farm to live with Tragically Dead Deaf Regina and Zombie Olivia): Isabella (Lila Lite), Bryan (who is no longer with Nina), Winston, Bruce, Danny, Alison Quinn (YAY!), Tom Watts (mentioned by ( Read more... )

Previously on Sweet Valley High: The Masquerade!

- Jonathan "Charisma Vacuum" Cain moved to Sweet Valley and charmed all the girls and boys away from their suntanning sessions like a vampiric Pied Piper;

- Among the girls hypnotized by him was Jessica "To Hell With Waiting For My Boyfriends To Die" Wakefield. After chasing after him for the ( Read more... )