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1blackcat

[Video 01]

Jan 12, 2011 12:47

[The video? Is black. The audio feed? Relays breathing: labored, panicked breaths. Sporadically they punctuate the drum of a heartbeat and the scratch of fabric against the microphone ( Read more... )

video, damn cards, filter fail

Comments 166

[Video//Private//Hackable] white_polaris January 12 2011, 19:53:15 UTC

Oh dear... are you going through puberty dear? It's a wonderful experience for a young woman. You shouldn't worry about your body.

[Video//Private//Hackable][1/? ROFL ILU] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:12:36 UTC

[Step 1: Freeze in tracks. That is not Manx's voice.]

[Video//Private//Hackable] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:16:33 UTC

[Step 2: Look in horror at the filter settings of original video call. Discover there are none.]

[Video//Private//Hackable] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:18:03 UTC

[Step 3: Flip out.]

Thread 55

highwarlockmb January 12 2011, 20:33:59 UTC

Really? It's a simple question of proportions. Same idea as shoes: pick a style, then try it on for fit. If you can't even breathe, you've gone too small. If you can shove your whole arm inside your gaping cleavage, you've overestimated.

If you're slightly uncomfortable, but everything is in it's rightful place, then you've found a winner.

1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:42:46 UTC

[You're not Manx either SOB.

Omi's entire face is red by the time Magnus finishes.]

R-right...

[Beat.]

Wait. It's good when it's uncomfortable?

highwarlockmb January 12 2011, 21:04:55 UTC

Think of it like well-fitted armor, only easier to move in.

{Chuckle}

A bra is nothing. I've worn corsettes before. Now there is discomfort.

1blackcat January 12 2011, 21:14:26 UTC

[Stare.]

Isn't it hard to breathe in those?

Thread 16

1/2 I'm on a bus XD slantedcross January 12 2011, 20:34:23 UTC

Just wear Aya-chan's.

2/2 slantedcross January 12 2011, 20:36:00 UTC

Also, this isn't as filtered as you think it is.

1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:46:17 UTC

I knowwwww. I completely messed up. Youji-kun, what do I do?!

slantedcross January 13 2011, 08:48:51 UTC

Well, if you hadn't gone and posted to the whole network, I'd say you could probably get away with binding...

I'm trying to remember what Ken did when it happened to him... I think he just stole Aya-chan's clothes while she was sleeping and listened to me make fun of him.

Thread 23

amorallygrey January 12 2011, 21:38:44 UTC

[Brb, laughing his ass off.]

1blackcat January 12 2011, 21:46:48 UTC

[Brb, trying to just be thankful Schuldig's not here to see this. Failing.]

What's so funny?!

amorallygrey January 12 2011, 21:47:46 UTC

You make an interesting looking girl.

1blackcat January 12 2011, 21:52:17 UTC

Anyone born a man would!

Thread 13

hunt_jackals January 13 2011, 02:56:29 UTC

Picked up a card, kid?

[Liquid knew how you felt. Oh did Liquid know how you felt. He went through the exact same thing before, with results that were probably hilarious for anyone who wasn't him.]

1blackcat January 13 2011, 08:43:05 UTC

...Yes. I did.

[Even knowing it wasn't something he could have stopped, Omi looks shamefully at the ground.]

What do I do?

hunt_jackals January 13 2011, 19:46:37 UTC

What I did was that I went and got a few sports bras. They're similar to compression shirts and they come in more manageable sizes like small, medium, and large. [He still didn't understand the letter system of sizing for other bra types.] You won't be stuck like that for very long, so I wouldn't bother wasting your time with other kinds.

1blackcat January 13 2011, 19:54:40 UTC

[It helps talking to someone who actually went through this. It's less embarrassing.]

Yeah... that's good advice. I'll do that.

My friends are already dealing with some bad things. I don't want this to be any kind of burden on them. Is there anything I can do to avoid it affecting them badly?