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[Video 01]

Jan 12, 2011 12:47

[The video? Is black. The audio feed? Relays breathing: labored, panicked breaths. Sporadically they punctuate the drum of a heartbeat and the scratch of fabric against the microphone ( Read more... )

video, damn cards, filter fail

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[Video//Private//Hackable] white_polaris January 12 2011, 19:53:15 UTC

Oh dear... are you going through puberty dear? It's a wonderful experience for a young woman. You shouldn't worry about your body.

[Video//Private//Hackable][1/? ROFL ILU] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:12:36 UTC

[Step 1: Freeze in tracks. That is not Manx's voice.]

[Video//Private//Hackable] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:16:33 UTC

[Step 2: Look in horror at the filter settings of original video call. Discover there are none.]

[Video//Private//Hackable] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:18:03 UTC

[Step 3: Flip out.]

[Video//Private//Hackable] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:18:49 UTC

[Step 4: Become embarrassed all over again by the question. Finally attempt to answer.]

P-puberty? No! That's not it! I'm not--

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable][DONE] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:19:38 UTC

[Step 5: Pause. Reprocess question and fix the hackability of the filter.]

I'm not a woman!

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] Lol thought you might like it XD white_polaris January 12 2011, 20:22:44 UTC

Not yet sweetie, but you soon will be! You're going through a wonderful process!

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] Loved it XD 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:27:35 UTC

You don't understand! I'm a boy! This isn't--

[Fluster.]

Something happened and I'm not myself anymore!

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] white_polaris January 12 2011, 20:29:06 UTC

Oh my... have you picked up a card?

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:30:45 UTC

...Yes.

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] white_polaris January 12 2011, 20:36:37 UTC

Now now, don't be upset sweetie, being a woman is quite wonderful. I should know, I've been one for 10,000 plus years. Now then, it seems you've found a gender card. They last only a week or so. Do you have any female friends that can take you shopping?

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 20:49:57 UTC

...Ten thousand years.

[brb brain imploding.]

I... Not really. I'm sorry, I'm sure it is wonderful when you've been one your whole life.

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] white_polaris January 12 2011, 21:00:07 UTC

Regardless... you are in need of assistance. If you go to the mall, or any clothes store where women's undergarments are sold, the sales women are more than capable of measuring your bust size and helping you get a brazier that will be both comfortable and supportive.

There are all types of course but you may need a training bra simply because you won't be a woman for very long and braziers tend to run on a medium to high cost. [Why yes, her speech is NEARLY the same as if you had been a girl hitting puberty.]

Sports bras as well are usually cheaper and can still be quite supportive.

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 21:08:04 UTC

[Really, he appreciates the information. He knows nothing about these garments and the overview is helpful.]

Ah... thank you. [Blushing again.] Which ones are most comfortable, do you think?

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] white_polaris January 12 2011, 21:25:35 UTC

For your situation I would recommend the sports bra, it is the simplest to attain, maintain, and remove.

[Video//Private//No Longer Hackable] 1blackcat January 12 2011, 21:36:41 UTC

[Omi nods.]

That does sound best. Thank you-- again-- for the help. [Polite bow.] My name is Omi Tsukiyono. I hope I have the chance to meet you again after my body returns to normal.

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