*back from DW* i love them ALL! though the death one made me woobie.
But this: "You do," Chelsea says, at the same time as Pete and Dallon say "Nicole" and Ryan says "Brendon". Ian says, "me"; Chelsea always knew she liked him best.
now makes me want Chelsea/Ian (perhaps via a matchmaking Nic?)
1. what they most commonly do during sex. Jon likes to ride Ryan, make Ryan just take it even though he's the one taking it, watch every single bit of sensation play across Ryan's face. Ryan's favorite is to be tied up when they do that, but Jon likes Ryan's hands on his hips, his chest, his dick too much for that to be more than a, like, happy-birthday-Ryan kind of thing.
2. who has prettier hair. Usually Ryan, especially when he lets it get just long enough to curl, but sometimes he makes a bad hair decision at the same time Jon both grows his out a little and remembers to wash it.
3. what they argue about most often. Everything. I'm pretty sure they can turn anything into a fight, so the stuff they argue about most is just the stuff they do most. A big one is the cats & Marley, and how spoiled is too spoiled.
4. who'd cope best if the other one died.Jon. He'd just pack up the pets and move in with Tom & Sean and wallow and be heartbroken and write lots of sad sad songs. Ryan's downward spiral would be epic and
( ... )
what they most commonly do during sex. "Bzzow," Nicole does a decent imitation of a light saber as she knocks her pink strap-on lightly against Ian's dick.
"Doesn't that get old?"
Nicole spreads Ian's legs, pushing until he takes the hint and holds them up himself so she has her hands free, one to grip the base of her sparkly cock and one to trace her fingers around his asshole where he's slick and open for her. "Not yet," she says, smiles when Ian shivers a little from the teasingly light touch of her fingers. "But I have some really good ideas about taking this to the next level with glow-in-the-dark condoms."
"I love you," Ian says. Nicole just giggles and drowns out his groan with another light saber noise as she pushes inside.
who has prettier hair."I missed this," Nicole mumbles into the back of Ian's neck, muffled by his hair. He has no idea how she can be comfortable like that, especially since when she talks she must be getting hair in her mouth
( ... )
nicole had to learn early not to tell him anything about filming because he'd get all D: SACRILEGE D: at her
but he went with her to the premiere, and even had some high praise - "you were the only reason that wasn't an abomination," he says. "Since I can't set fire to only the parts you aren't in, I'll allow it to exist."
"I love you, too," she says, and makes a mental note to hide the gold bikini until he's less annoying.
1. what they most commonly do during sex. Spencer really likes to be in Zack's lap, so whatever they do usually starts or ends or happens entirely there. Also Spencer has a filthy mouth so there is lots of dirty talk.
2. who has prettier hair. Zack. Clearly.
3. what they argue about most often. Lots of stupid band-related shit, I think. Zack has trouble turning off his Protector Of The Band thing when it's just him and Spencer and he's boyfriend, not bodyguard, and it's a weird dynamic.
4. who'd cope best if the other one died. Spencer. I think Zack would be fucked-up and guilty and feeling responsible, regardless what actually happened to Spencer, on top of just grieving.
5. the happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them. I kind of ship Zack/Spencer as temporary fuckbuddies/boyfriends and not like long-term super-in-love, so really their happiest happy-ever-after is they stop fucking on good terms and remain best bros. Maybe sometimes best bros who have threesomes and shit.
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tom/sean
kevin/mike
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But this: "You do," Chelsea says, at the same time as Pete and Dallon say "Nicole" and Ryan says "Brendon". Ian says, "me"; Chelsea always knew she liked him best.
now makes me want Chelsea/Ian (perhaps via a matchmaking Nic?)
~whistles innocently~
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Jon/Ryan
1. what they most commonly do during sex.
Jon likes to ride Ryan, make Ryan just take it even though he's the one taking it, watch every single bit of sensation play across Ryan's face. Ryan's favorite is to be tied up when they do that, but Jon likes Ryan's hands on his hips, his chest, his dick too much for that to be more than a, like, happy-birthday-Ryan kind of thing.
2. who has prettier hair.
Usually Ryan, especially when he lets it get just long enough to curl, but sometimes he makes a bad hair decision at the same time Jon both grows his out a little and remembers to wash it.
3. what they argue about most often.
Everything. I'm pretty sure they can turn anything into a fight, so the stuff they argue about most is just the stuff they do most. A big one is the cats & Marley, and how spoiled is too spoiled.
4. who'd cope best if the other one died.Jon. He'd just pack up the pets and move in with Tom & Sean and wallow and be heartbroken and write lots of sad sad songs. Ryan's downward spiral would be epic and ( ... )
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Ummm
Ryan J/Max
Nicole/Ian
Annnddd.....Mike/Tom
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what they most commonly do during sex.
"Bzzow," Nicole does a decent imitation of a light saber as she knocks her pink strap-on lightly against Ian's dick.
"Doesn't that get old?"
Nicole spreads Ian's legs, pushing until he takes the hint and holds them up himself so she has her hands free, one to grip the base of her sparkly cock and one to trace her fingers around his asshole where he's slick and open for her. "Not yet," she says, smiles when Ian shivers a little from the teasingly light touch of her fingers. "But I have some really good ideas about taking this to the next level with glow-in-the-dark condoms."
"I love you," Ian says. Nicole just giggles and drowns out his groan with another light saber noise as she pushes inside.
who has prettier hair."I missed this," Nicole mumbles into the back of Ian's neck, muffled by his hair. He has no idea how she can be comfortable like that, especially since when she talks she must be getting hair in her mouth ( ... )
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(loling forever and ever over the last one, seriously.)
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but he went with her to the premiere, and even had some high praise - "you were the only reason that wasn't an abomination," he says. "Since I can't set fire to only the parts you aren't in, I'll allow it to exist."
"I love you, too," she says, and makes a mental note to hide the gold bikini until he's less annoying.
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Spencer/Zach
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1. what they most commonly do during sex.
Spencer really likes to be in Zack's lap, so whatever they do usually starts or ends or happens entirely there. Also Spencer has a filthy mouth so there is lots of dirty talk.
2. who has prettier hair.
Zack. Clearly.
3. what they argue about most often.
Lots of stupid band-related shit, I think. Zack has trouble turning off his Protector Of The Band thing when it's just him and Spencer and he's boyfriend, not bodyguard, and it's a weird dynamic.
4. who'd cope best if the other one died.
Spencer. I think Zack would be fucked-up and guilty and feeling responsible, regardless what actually happened to Spencer, on top of just grieving.
5. the happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
I kind of ship Zack/Spencer as temporary fuckbuddies/boyfriends and not like long-term super-in-love, so really their happiest happy-ever-after is they stop fucking on good terms and remain best bros. Maybe sometimes best bros who have threesomes and shit.
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Hi, my name is Sarah and I have a problem where your pairings meme is more fun to read than my porn is to write >
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