1. what they most commonly do during sex. Spencer really likes to be in Zack's lap, so whatever they do usually starts or ends or happens entirely there. Also Spencer has a filthy mouth so there is lots of dirty talk.
2. who has prettier hair. Zack. Clearly.
3. what they argue about most often. Lots of stupid band-related shit, I think. Zack has trouble turning off his Protector Of The Band thing when it's just him and Spencer and he's boyfriend, not bodyguard, and it's a weird dynamic.
4. who'd cope best if the other one died. Spencer. I think Zack would be fucked-up and guilty and feeling responsible, regardless what actually happened to Spencer, on top of just grieving.
5. the happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them. I kind of ship Zack/Spencer as temporary fuckbuddies/boyfriends and not like long-term super-in-love, so really their happiest happy-ever-after is they stop fucking on good terms and remain best bros. Maybe sometimes best bros who have threesomes and shit.
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1. what they most commonly do during sex.
Spencer really likes to be in Zack's lap, so whatever they do usually starts or ends or happens entirely there. Also Spencer has a filthy mouth so there is lots of dirty talk.
2. who has prettier hair.
Zack. Clearly.
3. what they argue about most often.
Lots of stupid band-related shit, I think. Zack has trouble turning off his Protector Of The Band thing when it's just him and Spencer and he's boyfriend, not bodyguard, and it's a weird dynamic.
4. who'd cope best if the other one died.
Spencer. I think Zack would be fucked-up and guilty and feeling responsible, regardless what actually happened to Spencer, on top of just grieving.
5. the happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
I kind of ship Zack/Spencer as temporary fuckbuddies/boyfriends and not like long-term super-in-love, so really their happiest happy-ever-after is they stop fucking on good terms and remain best bros. Maybe sometimes best bros who have threesomes and shit.
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Hi, my name is Sarah and I have a problem where your pairings meme is more fun to read than my porn is to write >
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and i totally lied i'm doing brendon/ian right now
LOL I SAID DOING
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GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO DO RYAN J AND SVV INSTEAD, MY LIFE IS HARD.
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