SIX. (video) (wherein japan's doujin writes itself)

[1000liters]

[ See Denmark. See Denmark drink beer. Drink, Denmark! Drink! His muteness curse being cured, he's celebrating with beer. A pretty typical scene. He's sitting under mistletoe, but either doesn't notice or doesn't care. There's the sound of footsteps, and Germany enters the kitchen. Denmark looks up. ]

[Denmark drinking in the kitchen. Of course that

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[mashespotatoes]

[Germany reaches over and puts a hand on Denmark's shoulder, all but digging his nails into it, but he doesn't push the other nation away.

He's enjoying the kiss, for reasons he doesn't understand, but he's not trying to anymore. He's not relaxing just yet, though, but he returns the kiss instead of just receiving it.]

[1000liters]

[ Den lets go of Germany's tie, after playing with the idea of yanking harder, trying to make it choke. Even mid make-out, he's thinking, and decides that Germany uses even more hair gel than Holland. So both of his hands go in Gemany's hair, messing it up and scratching at the nation's scalp, laughing into his mouth.

What is caution? If you can't have fun with it, there's no point. ]

[mashespotatoes]

[Denmark is laughing, as if this is a game. It's so much easier for Denmark to deal with this, to comprehend that this is actually happening. It's so strange for Germany, on the other hand, and he's tense which probably isn't making the situation any less amusing for Denmark, who is messing up his hair and...

That feels nice.

But yes, he probably does use more hair gel than Holland. He uses more hair gel than like, anyone, ever. Why do you think Prussia's hair is always a mess? Because he doesn't share. duh.

Also this is so not going to be talked about ever. (ahaha wishful thinking.)]

[1000liters]

[ He's the one pressed against the counter. That's no good. So he pushes Germany forward and around, trying to pin him against the counter instead, nothing gentle about any of it. Eventually they'll pause to breathe and things are going to get totally awkward. For now, Denmark grabs him by the hips to shove him into the counter top, rough and grinning. ]

[magyarfujoshi]

[silently watching (and recording) from the shadows]

[1000liters]

[ TEN YEARS LATER, Denmark, now 90% more traumatized, turns to storm out of the kitchen and ohay Hungary at least I don't have to buy you a Christmas present now. ]

The fuck are ya doing here!

[magyarfujoshi]

[buy me one anyway you know you love me

a-anyway PUTTING THE CAMERA AWAY AND NONCHALANTLY SMOOTHING OUT HER SKIRT NOW]

Oh, hello Denmark! I was feeling a bit hungry. How are you?

[1000liters]

[ He's on to you, woman. And okay you can have a scarf or something. ]

...

Don't go in there, all the food is drugged.

[alwaysrec]

[ just like Hungary, Japan records this as he hides on the ceiling ]

[magyarfujoshi]

[o hay Japan somehow despite the sexy show Hungary has noticed you and is kinda waving]

[alwaysrec]

[ what! Hungary, how terrible...noticing despite my ninja skeelz. But Japan nods in gesture. You see he would wave back if he wasn't camping out on the ceiling with one hand already busy with REC-ing ]

[mashespotatoes]

[ ahhhh people watching. If it wasn't already a video post this would be so terrible. ]

[no_mountains]

[Walks into the kitchen, snatches one of the beer bottles and throws them a glance, wondering how you can kiss Germany. Because really. ...at least this one doesn't smell.

Not that he could compare to Norway. Or even Sweden. Or Sweden's sister... hmmm... not that he's ever gotten anything from her, but just the way she looks she must be great.

So he's pretty much standing over here, drinking beer and watching. Okay yeah he didn't sleep enough and is a bit out of it, that might explain it, too.]

[1000liters]

[ LIKE TEN YEARS LATER DENMARK TURNS AROUND AND SEES A SWEDISH SPY or you know, hey, it's little!me my bff.

Except for right now.

Right now he wants to punt someone. ]

The hell are ya-?

[no_mountains]

[Okay, judging from that expression]

You didn't drink enough, you make a face like Sweden waking up the morning after a good party.

[1000liters]

The beer here is spiked.

[idkmybfftony]

[This icon forever.]

[1000liters]

AMERICA THE BEER HERE IS FUCKING RETARDED.

[idkmybfftony]

....I'm never drinking beer ever again.

[1000liters]

...

S.... same...

[ DID HE REALLY JUST AGREE TO NEVER DRINK BEER AGAIN. ]