[ See Denmark. See Denmark drink beer. Drink, Denmark! Drink! His muteness curse being cured, he's celebrating with beer. A pretty typical scene. He's sitting under mistletoe, but either doesn't notice or doesn't care. There's the sound of footsteps, and Germany enters the kitchen. Denmark looks up. ]

[Denmark drinking in the kitchen. Of course that ( Read more... )

[ So Denmark drank some spiked beer and has become mute.

Yes. Seriously.

Mute.

Now, he figured the best way to figure out a cure was to ask everyone in the mansion over his journal. So far so good. Pretty logical, in fact.

Of course, he then forgot that these things can TYPE, so he turns it to video and holds up a hand-made sign. ]


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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?

And before anyone says I took too long to say it, I was trying to drink it away and it didn't goddamn work. WHY DO ALL OF GERMANY'S MEMORIES HAVE FUCKING NAZIS SERIOUSLY MAN HAVE SOME GOOD MEMORIES OR SOMETHING FOR ONCE YA DO KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE, RIGHT, WHY WAS I THERE, AND WHAT THE HELL.If yer answer is, " ( Read more... )

[ CRASH!! And then some cackling laughter. Footsteps. A familiar sound to everyone who knows football-someone kicking a ball ( Read more... )

[ So guess who arrived, got drunk out of his mind, played legos with Germany, and passed out on the kitchen floor.

Go on.

Guess. Take your time, I'll be here when you're done. ]

OII! WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?

[ ...Yeah. ]

Goddamn Germans and light and my neck hurts and I think what's left of Paris is embedded in my foot and this is why ya should ( Read more... )

[ He starts off at a yell. And then gets louder. ]

Oii! Where the hell is this! Norway! Those other guys! Where are ya!

... IF YER GONNA KIDNAP ME, AT LEAST LEAVE ME A COUPLE OF BEERS. Also ya can't kidnap me in the first place!

SWEDEN, IS THIS YER FAULT?