Twenty-three years ago today, a magical thing happened in a far off land named Ohio (which was the spanish name for a Mountain Goat's uterus, but I digress.) On this day a fine lady named "Mama Neums," finally met this dude named "The Stork" (he was said to have had a huge nose and if you stared at it, he would spear you through the heart with it ( Read more... )