I'm pretty sure Jack's dogs ate my homework because I emailed it to him two weeks ago, he said he got it, he returned everyone else's papers a week ago, and today he returned papers for people who were absent last week. But he can't find my paper, which he said he printed and graded. So I think his dogs ate it ( Read more... )

I believe that, if there is a Heaven, it is a place where I will be eternally surrounded by Mandy, Josie, Izzi, Chyna, and all the future canines of my existence. Heaven will be a place with happy dogs, wagging tails, slobbery kisses, catch, barking, tummy rubs, armpit rubs (dogs love those -- try it), and no shit to clean up. I'd give up all my ( Read more... )

Things that happened today ( Read more... )

Chyna story time. This might err on the side of TMI, but whatever, you can deal with it ( Read more... )

Customer of the Day Awards

WorstA girl comes to the button counter with very pretty striped blue and white fabric. She is looking for buttons for a shirt. She explains that she would like the buttons to be ivory or off-white. I lead her from the area we are currently standing (blues and purples) to the colors she wants. I pull down a couple of ( Read more... )