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I'm pretty sure Jack's dogs ate my homework because I emailed it to him two weeks ago, he said he got it, he returned everyone else's papers a week ago, and today he returned papers for people who were absent last week. But he can't find my paper, which he said he printed and graded. So I think his dogs ate it.
And of the five papers and six journals I wrote in London, I only got two papers back. Jaaaaaaack. I want my homework! Stop feeding it to your dogs! You'll make them sick.