Because if you're going to masturbate on a picnic table you might as well be naked.

If I'm ever in a position to appear on a television news panel and part of my rhetorical strategy is to be condescending and rude to the other panelists, make sure I know their biographies, accomplishments and positions first ( Read more... )

Larry Flint rather selflessly would prefer that the state of Missouri not execute the man who shot and paralyzed himExcept that while he's A victim of the man set to die. He isn't one of the two victims who this man was sentenced to die for killing. Nor is he one of the 23 other people this man killed ( Read more... )

The defense of the Dolphins organization and Richie Incognito (how is that not the pseudonym of an underground DJ?) has consistently been, "Well, that's life in the NFL ( Read more... )

I'm not going to see Ender's Game because I read Speaker for the DeadReading that, I realized Orson Scott Card isn't actually a very good author and I was pretty turned off from everything associated with him. This happened in about 1988, so his later political lunacy has nothing to do with it ( Read more... )

I posted this as a comment on an FB link to an article about Rush Limbaugh losing his largest network. I was just so enamored of it I wanted it here for posterity.

The problem is there's plenty of windbags to take his place. He's become so compromised a voice of the right and at the same time the base and its squawking dogs have moved to the right ( Read more... )

The religious right has has had a lot more success lately with buycotts than they have with boycotts. Just look at JC Penny and Chic-fil-a for example. So now there are two more issues on the horizon that look like buycott opportunities: Enders Game and Russia.

I'm much more excited about the prospect of the former. Can you imagine the mind ( Read more... )

Dad: I've seen Morsi's name spelled three different ways.

Me: Welcome to transliteration. How do you spell "chutzpah"?

Dad: Phonetically

Me: C-H-E-N-E-Y

So there's an adorable response to the backlash over the interracial Cherrios ad

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In case you missed the original

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My doctor's office is predominately Spanish speaking. Somehow I am able to endure this without becoming a raving racist. I don't know how I stay strong.

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