I was wearing a pair of torn jeans and a black t-shirt

[wryanc]

I was wearing a pair of torn jeans and a black t-shirt when a woman stopped me and asked me, "Do you work here?"  I gave her such a withering stare that she apologized and moved away.  I was in a foul mood today, but this happens to me all the time.  It doesn't matter how I'm dressed or what I'm doing, people think I work in stores.  I have no idea

Comments

[draquani]

I would head over to your place in the case of a zombie apocalypse, but I think it's too far.

[shadowcynic]

It's your hateful and surly demeanor that makes people assume you work in retail.

[wryanc]

Normally, I'm pretty polite about it. I happened to be in a black mood yesterday.

[idony]

Well, apparently torn jeans and tee shirts are the up and coming work attire.

WIN!