I was wearing a pair of torn jeans and a black t-shirt

[wryanc]

I was wearing a pair of torn jeans and a black t-shirt when a woman stopped me and asked me, "Do you work here?"  I gave her such a withering stare that she apologized and moved away.  I was in a foul mood today, but this happens to me all the time.  It doesn't matter how I'm dressed or what I'm doing, people think I work in stores.  I have no idea why.

Also, thank God I own a firearm, a baseball bat and canned food.

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