I was being virtuous and filing my paperwork, when I discovered some random doodles, which I will now share for the edification of the masses.

Exhibit 1:
I realised that Space Marines had primarchs, which sounds exactly like Primarks. This seemed really funny at the time.  Yes, I am easily amused,  .

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hammerhydra and I went to the supermarket.  Tescos was full of mothers' day merchandising.  My eye was caught by a whole range of pink and purple toy owls.  While I'm partial to owls, they were all embroidered with mum-specific sentiments.  One of them had a button to press.  It came out with some sentimentality which sounded exactly - and I mean exactly - ( Read more... )

After a surreal conversation with Luke, it was decided you can take disciplinary action against ninjas, on the grounds that any ninjas you could find to take disciplinary action against obviously weren't very good ninjas.
(Just like sacrificing weak people to Waspor - I mean if they let you catch them and sacrifice them, they must be weak, right

While browsing WH Smith online, they tried to sell me 'The Time Machine' by H G Wells and William Gibson.  WTF?  I went and looked at the book, and it just seems to be a Penguin Classics edition, with similar blurb to the copy I have sitting on the shelf next to me.   Where does William Gibson fit in?  Did he travel back in time to co-author it or ( Read more... )